Oh, enough with this "I identify as..." crap. People "identifying" as disabled, different races, weird-ass made-up genders, other generations... pisses me off. But hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, right? Fine. I identify as an Aztec. Morover, I identify as an Aztec priest, and my god is Huitzilopochtli, who demands a frequent sacrifice of human hearts. So Ima gonna go and rip the hearts out of whoever annoys me and sacrifice them on a fiery altar to Huitzilopochtli, and no one is allowed to interfere with me or criticize me, because this is America and I HAZ RELIGIOUS FREEDOM and I can practice my faith if I want to. So there. 
