Could be worse. Picture a show starring Mr. Ed and Gentle Ben as a gay interspecies couple, with Dr. Ruth Westheimmer as the pet therapist who helps them with their "issues", and Lindsey Lohan as their housekeeper. Pretty scary, is it not? 
Stars, this is the weirdest idea I've dreamed up all year. 
Stars, this is the weirdest idea I've dreamed up all year.
