Yeah, mobile is what I'd be doing. Every post I make would start with "Guess where I'm logging in from tonight?". Better still, I'd have lots of new pretend friends all over the world, scores of spam emails and letters from every fake and real charity under the sun, all of which claim to be desperately short of cash, fourty-five shiny new girlfriends, all ready to slit my throat between "I do" and the honeymoon... the list goes on. Ah, good times, good times. I suspect they'll all be screaming when they read my will and find that I left everything to Mr. Woogums, my cat, who will in turn leave everything to a school for aspiring cartoonists. 
