Oh yuck, ew. I had a scorpion in my house once while living in the San Antonio area when I was a teenager. My brother squashed it with a cheese grater, but its tail fit through one of the holes and it tried stinging the grater. It was kind of funny, but man, it freaked me out seeing it inside the house. It's bad enough seeing them outside. I still am not comfortable walking around barefoot, even though there aren't any such critters up here.
