Evil Manager: I CAN TELL, YOU STILL THINK IT'S FUNNY. I'M NOT EVIL, I'M JUST MISUNDERSTOOD.
What do you mean you're not evil? You try to kill us all the time!
Evil Manager: NO, IT'S NOT ME!! IT'S MY HOTELS!! I TRY TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM, BUT.... EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS EVIL!!!
Wait, didn't Claire just touch you- Oh crap.
*Claire transforms into evil old lady*
What do you mean you're not evil? You try to kill us all the time!
Evil Manager: NO, IT'S NOT ME!! IT'S MY HOTELS!! I TRY TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM, BUT.... EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS EVIL!!!
Wait, didn't Claire just touch you- Oh crap.
*Claire transforms into evil old lady*