Signs You've Watched a Little Too Much Foster's... - Never Forgotten: a Foster's Home Community

pitbulllady · 11-15-2007, 01:43 PM

When you actually contemplate having a big, blue # 1 painted on the hood of your bright red car, you've probably watched too much Foster's.

When you see a nice-looking guy wearing a sharp outfit, and you think, "man, those clothes would really look good on Wilt", you've probably watched a little bit too much Foster's.

When you accidentally and completely unintentionaly refer to the very-large and very-arachnophobic fourth-grade teacher down the hall as "Mrs. Eduardo" when she runs out of her own classroom shrieking like a Banshee because she discovered a small moulted spider SKIN behind a book on a shelf, you KNOW you've watched too much Foster's!

pitbulllady

11-15-2007, 01:43 PM	#4
pitbulllady Co-Administrator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: South Carolina Posts: 2,276	When you actually contemplate having a big, blue # 1 painted on the hood of your bright red car, you've probably watched too much Foster's. When you see a nice-looking guy wearing a sharp outfit, and you think, "man, those clothes would really look good on Wilt", you've probably watched a little bit too much Foster's. When you accidentally and completely unintentionaly refer to the very-large and very-arachnophobic fourth-grade teacher down the hall as "Mrs. Eduardo" when she runs out of her own classroom shrieking like a Banshee because she discovered a small moulted spider SKIN behind a book on a shelf, you KNOW you've watched too much Foster's! pitbulllady