So, how's life at school?

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Originally Posted by Cassini90125

Ah, you're in for a treat! The textbook will show you colorful pictures of all the different organs in a frog's body. You won't ever see any of these organs in the actual frog, however, because frogs don't contain these things; frogs contain only frog glop, which has been proven in countless experiments performed by small children with sharp sticks over thousands of years.

Yes. Also most of the animals you encounter in dissections have this tendency to be filled with glop. ("and this squishy hting is the heart." "it is? I thought those wre the intestines?" "No, that's a starfish gonad.")

Oh, the joy of watchign the guys in yuor class hack a dead pig to pieces and play with hte parts...