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02-28-2009, 03:07 PM | #51 |
Executive Weasel Ball
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Yeah, I've gotten the exact same message myself a few times, only for my Hotmail account. It was pretty much word for word the same.
As with so many of these email scams/hoaxes, the cheapness of the font and layout is a dead giveaway - I'm pretty confident that if Hotmail were to issue a legitimate warning of this nature (and it's highly dubious that they ever would), they'd opt for a much more professional-looking layout. Same goes for Bill Gates - if you're that mind-bendingly weathly and are seriously going to send out emails promising free hand-outs to anyone who forwards it to so many of their online buddies (yeah, I know, just play along), then surely you could afford to splash out on a bit of style while you're at it.
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03-17-2009, 12:21 AM | #52 | |
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Something new to point at and laugh:
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03-17-2009, 12:54 PM | #53 |
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Hm, they died while on vacation to Bobo, and Mr. Agese is keeping 60% of "your" money. And another 10% goes toward the IRS and phone bills. Yup.
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03-17-2009, 03:54 PM | #54 | |
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The part I like best:
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03-19-2009, 07:52 PM | #55 | |
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This just came into my inbox
It appears to be some kind of job offer...But I think it's a scam of some sort.
Considering that A: I haven't sent out any resumes in the past few months or so B: If I was, it would certainly not be to any company whose communications contain some of the worst grammar I have ever seen in quite some time, and C: The person who sent the message was named (and I am not making this up) "scheme Barnes" Anyways here is the message, and a day old cookie to anyone who can count all of the grammatical errors. Quote:
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03-19-2009, 07:58 PM | #56 |
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As long as you've got his email you may as well send him a Google bomb.
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03-29-2009, 02:02 PM | #57 |
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My Nigerian friend
Is gone He said that he was hiding from the government And said that he was dying and wished to find a friend He offered me some money if he could use my name I told him I like bunnys Then he went away The Residents - My Nigerian Friend
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03-29-2009, 02:14 PM | #58 | |
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I once got a similar scam a while ago. Long gone now.
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03-31-2009, 10:42 PM | #59 |
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Wow, those are some pretty entertaining pieces of, um, "literature" you've all found, especially the "flawless" spelling and punctuation.
AS for me, I do get scams but of a different variety. Sure, when I'm browsing the net I always get the classic "free ipod" or wii or any number of things, and for the most part I ignore them, but what really pisses me off are those fake anit-virus adds. I go to open a webpage and all of a sudden I'm taken to a separate window and some unkown program claims to have detected thousands of critical viruses in my computer. Interesting, considering I run a virus scan every week and I usually find 2 or 3 at the most. It really angers me because these things are more than likely viruses themselves masquerading as the very software that's supposed to protect against them. Oh, and if you do a word of advice: DO NOT CLICK THE PROGRAM, NOT EVEN TO CLOSE THE WINDOW. Instead, bring up your task manager (Ctrl+Alt+Del) and end the program from there. It's much safer as even closing the window can download the virus onto your computer. So, does anyone else get those?
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03-31-2009, 11:03 PM | #60 |
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Yeah, I've gotten those. Dang nuisances they are. If it's detected anything at all then it was scanning my computer without authorization so even if it's a legitimate program (which it's not) I'm not going to have anything to do with it. No one scans my machine without my consent, period.
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