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Originally Posted by jekylljuice
Actually, it is Christmas right now, in the UK. I once recall reading about this old superstition which dictates that for the very first minute of the 25th December, animals are granted the power of human speech
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Cat 1: "If she feeds me that stupid canned food again, I swear I'll..."
Cat 2: "I know! And why does she keep shutting the bathroom door when she's in there? I want to stare and make vaguely creepy meow noises!"
Cat 1: "Well, if I were the Owner, I'd... aw crap, minute's up."
Dog: "I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!"