The Merry Christmas Thread

[Ridureyu]

Originally Posted by jekylljuice

Actually, it is Christmas right now, in the UK. I once recall reading about this old superstition which dictates that for the very first minute of the 25th December, animals are granted the power of human speech

Cat 1: "If she feeds me that stupid canned food again, I swear I'll..."

Cat 2: "I know! And why does she keep shutting the bathroom door when she's in there? I want to stare and make vaguely creepy meow noises!"

Cat 1: "Well, if I were the Owner, I'd... aw crap, minute's up."

Dog: "I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!"