The Torturing of.... eh, Goofball
 

For us Goofball Haters! It shows a side of Frankie thatshe only shows when she's been mistreated horridly.
Ding!Dong!
Bloo: I guess I'll get it!
Goofball is at door
Goofball: Hey...eh.... Gloo I'm here for a eh..... vacation thingy that lasts a day
Bloo: Hey Frankie! It's Goofball!
Frankie walks by, she has an evil grin on her face
Frankie: Heeeet Goofball! I wanna show you something...Ha,ha,ha
Goofball: Eh, sure.... Ms. Hankie
Frankie: Coco! Call Goo & Cheese to meet someone speacal!!
Coco: Coco coco! *Lays an egg with another phone in it* Coco cococo co!
Goo: *on phone* Oooookay!
A little bit later....
Goo: So Frankie who do you want me to meet huh,huh,huh?
Frankie looked happily at the the two annoying people
Cheese: I like trash cans
Frankie: Cheese,Goo meet Goofball John Mcgee
Goofball: Eh, hey Jeese & Moo
Frankie: Since you already know everyone in the house Goofball....how 'bout you spend some quality with these two!
Goofball:Sure
Frankie puts the 3 in a room with a camera in it
She walks in to the TV room & sits on the couch
Bloo: Hey watcha watching Frankie?
Frankie: A little show called "Goofy & the Annoyings"
Bloo: Pfff... sounds stupid
Bloo sits there
Frankie: So why don't you go to the arcade & watch TV?
Bloo: Ed's watching "Luaren" * Rolls eyes*

*On TV* Goo- So Goofball where you from...OOH! Maybe you're from Asia or Africa because of the elephant nose you got, you know they worship elephants in India I think so you'd be like a god there, didja know that?
Didja,didja,didja,didja,didja?
Goofball *A little freaked out*- Ummm...no?
Goo: Wow, you'd think you know that you're like a god because people probally send you presents & letters all the time. Then you start getting annoyed by it & make a religious rule 'bout not sending stupid letters like "Did you get my other letter Goofball God?" You know?
Cheese *trieing to copy Goo*- Blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah, blah,blah,BLAH!
Goofball *Banging on Door* Pleeease let me out! I'm gonna have a horrible...eh head hurt thingy! *sobs*

What will happen to Goofball? Will he die? Does anyone care what happens to him? Find out in "The Torturing of.....Eh Goofball" part 2!
Dun,dun,duuuuun! *Dramitc re-verb!* :-/

Go on, I'm listening...

(Although to be honest I don't think Frankie would allow even that little vermin to suffer.)

Wow. Goofball, Goo, and Cheese. What a combination.

Yeah, I know but she was feeling angry that day... I just made that up. :P
Bloo: Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Frankie: I thought you two were friends
Bloo: Oh know before he left he stole my paddleball!
Frankie: Wow... a paddle ball? Don't you have a million paddle balls
Bloo: Yep,.... all broke
Cheese * on TV*- I like cereal
Goofball- *Stops banging on door* Good for you....
Cheese- I LIKE CEREAL! I LIKE TOAST! I LIKE FOURMS! I LIKE THIS HOUSE!
*In Goofball's ear* I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!
Goofball- AH! Stop that!
Goo- Aw, come on let's play a game....I know how about what we see! I see something gray
Cheese- Trash cans!
Goo- Nope
Cheese- Candah! *Licks lips*
Goo- Nope
Cheese- Awwww.... Tall red gut with a googley eye?
Goo- Nope that's Wilt
Cheese: A dime!
Goo- Nope
Goofball bangs his head on the door
Goofball- Hairman! Please tell Manny to let me out!
In the TV room....
Bloo: Ha Ha! He called you "Manny"!
Frankie- Stop it Bloo, please
Bloo: Why you gonna put me in there with Cheese, 'cause I have fun with Goo
Frankie- No, I tell Herriman who found the combination to the chest last Halloween
Back on TV....
Cheese: I KNOW milk!
Goo: Nope
Goofball: IT'S A WALL! *eye twitches*
Goo: Yep! It sure is fun wit you Goofball! I not just saying that because you might be a god & kill me with an elephant stanpeed ya know?
Goofball: GLUE! Mo Mo! Ilt! Pac Man! Pleeeeease let me out!
* Near the door* Eduardo- Aaah! Wilt! The door it is talking!
Wilt: Eduardo you're imagining things
Eduardo: Oooh, wait how can I imagine an imaginary talking door, if I is an imaginary friend?
Wilt: No Ed, you think the door is talking to you
Eduardo: Oh thank you senior Wilt, Luaren is back on! *Runs off*
Will Goofball go nuts? Will Eduardo miss a little bit of Luaren? Why do I keep talking like in question form? Find out in the next part!

Cassini is amused. :D

Quick! What happens next?

Hehe, I would love to see that.

Candah! is now one of my top favorite words.

Wow, people like a fanfic I'm making up as I go. :P Oh yeah the Candahjoke is from AB.Part 3....
Wilt walks into the TV room
Wilt: Hey Bloo! You wanna play with Coco vs. Mac & Me at Basketball?
Bloo: Nope, watching a show
Jacki Khones- Hey Wilt! I'll play!
Wilt-Thanks Jacki!
Frankie- Bye Wilt! I'm watching a verry funny show!
*on TV* Goofball is rolling on the floor
Cheese- Ooh I wanna do that! *starts rolling* This......Is......FUN!
Goo- Hey Goofball why you rolling on the floor like that? Doncha know that bugs like cockroaches & ants & sentipedes &....&.....&...OOH! Dung beetles have probally walked on the floor, I wonder why they call them dung beetles? Maybe because they're made of dung huh,huh,huh? Do you know Goofball? Do you know, do you know, do you know?
Goofball *starts kicking door*- Pleeeease...*sob* let meeee.....ouuuuut!
In TV room....
Bloo: HEY! I got an idea! *Runs off*
Frankie *Thinking*: I wonder he's off to?
What is Bloo doing? Did Eduardo miss a little bit of Lauren? Do I have OCD because I keep talking like this? Find out in part 4!

Quite nice so far. :)

Not bad, but I do have a question -- am I the only one that wouldn't care to have Goofball tortured? :P