The Torturing of.... eh, Goofball

[Invader Bloo]

For us Goofball Haters! It shows a side of Frankie thatshe only shows when she's been mistreated horridly.
Ding!Dong!
Bloo: I guess I'll get it!
Goofball is at door
Goofball: Hey...eh.... Gloo I'm here for a eh..... vacation thingy that lasts a day
Bloo: Hey Frankie! It's Goofball!
Frankie walks by, she has an evil grin on her face
Frankie: Heeeet Goofball! I wanna show you something...Ha,ha,ha
Goofball: Eh, sure.... Ms. Hankie
Frankie: Coco! Call Goo & Cheese to meet someone speacal!!
Coco: Coco coco! *Lays an egg with another phone in it* Coco cococo co!
Goo: *on phone* Oooookay!
A little bit later....
Goo: So Frankie who do you want me to meet huh,huh,huh?
Frankie looked happily at the the two annoying people
Cheese: I like trash cans
Frankie: Cheese,Goo meet Goofball John Mcgee
Goofball: Eh, hey Jeese & Moo
Frankie: Since you already know everyone in the house Goofball....how 'bout you spend some quality with these two!
Goofball:Sure
Frankie puts the 3 in a room with a camera in it
She walks in to the TV room & sits on the couch
Bloo: Hey watcha watching Frankie?
Frankie: A little show called "Goofy & the Annoyings"
Bloo: Pfff... sounds stupid
Bloo sits there
Frankie: So why don't you go to the arcade & watch TV?
Bloo: Ed's watching "Luaren" * Rolls eyes*

*On TV* Goo- So Goofball where you from...OOH! Maybe you're from Asia or Africa because of the elephant nose you got, you know they worship elephants in India I think so you'd be like a god there, didja know that?
Didja,didja,didja,didja,didja?
Goofball *A little freaked out*- Ummm...no?
Goo: Wow, you'd think you know that you're like a god because people probally send you presents & letters all the time. Then you start getting annoyed by it & make a religious rule 'bout not sending stupid letters like "Did you get my other letter Goofball God?" You know?
Cheese *trieing to copy Goo*- Blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah, blah,blah,BLAH!
Goofball *Banging on Door* Pleeease let me out! I'm gonna have a horrible...eh head hurt thingy! *sobs*

What will happen to Goofball? Will he die? Does anyone care what happens to him? Find out in "The Torturing of.....Eh Goofball" part 2!
Dun,dun,duuuuun! *Dramitc re-verb!*

[Cassini90125]

Go on, I'm listening...

(Although to be honest I don't think Frankie would allow even that little vermin to suffer.)

[BlooCheese]

Wow. Goofball, Goo, and Cheese. What a combination.

[Invader Bloo]

Yeah, I know but she was feeling angry that day... I just made that up.
Bloo: Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Frankie: I thought you two were friends
Bloo: Oh know before he left he stole my paddleball!
Frankie: Wow... a paddle ball? Don't you have a million paddle balls
Bloo: Yep,.... all broke
Cheese * on TV*- I like cereal
Goofball- *Stops banging on door* Good for you....
Cheese- I LIKE CEREAL! I LIKE TOAST! I LIKE FOURMS! I LIKE THIS HOUSE!
*In Goofball's ear* I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!
Goofball- AH! Stop that!
Goo- Aw, come on let's play a game....I know how about what we see! I see something gray
Cheese- Trash cans!
Goo- Nope
Cheese- Candah! *Licks lips*
Goo- Nope
Cheese- Awwww.... Tall red gut with a googley eye?
Goo- Nope that's Wilt
Cheese: A dime!
Goo- Nope
Goofball bangs his head on the door
Goofball- Hairman! Please tell Manny to let me out!
In the TV room....
Bloo: Ha Ha! He called you "Manny"!
Frankie- Stop it Bloo, please
Bloo: Why you gonna put me in there with Cheese, 'cause I have fun with Goo
Frankie- No, I tell Herriman who found the combination to the chest last Halloween
Back on TV....
Cheese: I KNOW milk!
Goo: Nope
Goofball: IT'S A WALL! *eye twitches*
Goo: Yep! It sure is fun wit you Goofball! I not just saying that because you might be a god & kill me with an elephant stanpeed ya know?
Goofball: GLUE! Mo Mo! Ilt! Pac Man! Pleeeeease let me out!
* Near the door* Eduardo- Aaah! Wilt! The door it is talking!
Wilt: Eduardo you're imagining things
Eduardo: Oooh, wait how can I imagine an imaginary talking door, if I is an imaginary friend?
Wilt: No Ed, you think the door is talking to you
Eduardo: Oh thank you senior Wilt, Luaren is back on! *Runs off*
Will Goofball go nuts? Will Eduardo miss a little bit of Luaren? Why do I keep talking like in question form? Find out in the next part!

[Cassini90125]

Cassini is amused.

[BlooCheese]

Quick! What happens next?

[Kzinistzerg]

Hehe, I would love to see that.

Candah! is now one of my top favorite words.

[Invader Bloo]

Wow, people like a fanfic I'm making up as I go. Oh yeah the Candahjoke is from AB.Part 3....
Wilt walks into the TV room
Wilt: Hey Bloo! You wanna play with Coco vs. Mac & Me at Basketball?
Bloo: Nope, watching a show
Jacki Khones- Hey Wilt! I'll play!
Wilt-Thanks Jacki!
Frankie- Bye Wilt! I'm watching a verry funny show!
*on TV* Goofball is rolling on the floor
Cheese- Ooh I wanna do that! *starts rolling* This......Is......FUN!
Goo- Hey Goofball why you rolling on the floor like that? Doncha know that bugs like cockroaches & ants & sentipedes &....&.....&...OOH! Dung beetles have probally walked on the floor, I wonder why they call them dung beetles? Maybe because they're made of dung huh,huh,huh? Do you know Goofball? Do you know, do you know, do you know?
Goofball *starts kicking door*- Pleeeease...*sob* let meeee.....ouuuuut!
In TV room....
Bloo: HEY! I got an idea! *Runs off*
Frankie *Thinking*: I wonder he's off to?
What is Bloo doing? Did Eduardo miss a little bit of Lauren? Do I have OCD because I keep talking like this? Find out in part 4!

[Voxxyn]

Quite nice so far.

[One Radical Dude]

Not bad, but I do have a question -- am I the only one that wouldn't care to have Goofball tortured?

[Voxxyn]

To be honest, the things Goofball has endured in this story so far are a very distant cry from what he actually deserves... but that would be violating the TOS, so I'm cool with what we're currently getting.

[Cassini90125]

Not bad, but I do have a question -- am I the only one that wouldn't care to have Goofball tortured?

I doubt Frankie herself would ever permit it, and I of course would back her 100%. However, that is not the premise of the story. Let us have our fun!

Now, in keeping with that premise, I propose that the torturing of Goofball should cease when all of the following conditions are met:

1. He understands that what he did to Frankie is wrong.
2. He understands why what he did to Frankie is wrong.
3. He feels horrible about it.
4. He apologizes, sincerely and publicly, to Frankie.
5. He apologizes, sincerely and publicly, to Frankie's fans.

When these conditions are met, Goofball's torture will be ended. He will then be permitted to live in a small cage in an isolated bunker far beneath the icy wastes of Antarctica, where he can never hurt anyone else ever again.

Sheesh, this guy's been getting a lot of posts lately. Anyone else tired of him?

[Sparky]

Not bad, but I do have a question -- am I the only one that wouldn't care to have Goofball tortured?

No. But I guess that's all I ought to bother saying.

[HappyFoppy]

Sheesh, this guy's been getting a lot of posts lately. Anyone else tired of him?

Who? Goofball?

Nice fanfic by the way. I'm not that much of a Frankie Fan, but I really hate Goofball for what he did.

[Voxxyn]

What I really want is for the Foster's crew to acknowledge just how cruel that episode was(i.e. a in-joke allusion in a future episode, or maybe Lauren makes a post about it on this board), and for them to no longer waste their talents and premises on "character bashing" anymore.

If that happens, I'll let my hatred go for good.