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The Torturing of.... eh, Goofball
For us Goofball Haters! It shows a side of Frankie thatshe only shows when she's been mistreated horridly.
Ding!Dong! Bloo: I guess I'll get it! Goofball is at door Goofball: Hey...eh.... Gloo I'm here for a eh..... vacation thingy that lasts a day Bloo: Hey Frankie! It's Goofball! Frankie walks by, she has an evil grin on her face Frankie: Heeeet Goofball! I wanna show you something...Ha,ha,ha Goofball: Eh, sure.... Ms. Hankie Frankie: Coco! Call Goo & Cheese to meet someone speacal!! Coco: Coco coco! *Lays an egg with another phone in it* Coco cococo co! Goo: *on phone* Oooookay! A little bit later.... Goo: So Frankie who do you want me to meet huh,huh,huh? Frankie looked happily at the the two annoying people Cheese: I like trash cans Frankie: Cheese,Goo meet Goofball John Mcgee Goofball: Eh, hey Jeese & Moo Frankie: Since you already know everyone in the house Goofball....how 'bout you spend some quality with these two! Goofball:Sure Frankie puts the 3 in a room with a camera in it She walks in to the TV room & sits on the couch Bloo: Hey watcha watching Frankie? Frankie: A little show called "Goofy & the Annoyings" Bloo: Pfff... sounds stupid Bloo sits there Frankie: So why don't you go to the arcade & watch TV? Bloo: Ed's watching "Luaren" * Rolls eyes* *On TV* Goo- So Goofball where you from...OOH! Maybe you're from Asia or Africa because of the elephant nose you got, you know they worship elephants in India I think so you'd be like a god there, didja know that? Didja,didja,didja,didja,didja? Goofball *A little freaked out*- Ummm...no? Goo: Wow, you'd think you know that you're like a god because people probally send you presents & letters all the time. Then you start getting annoyed by it & make a religious rule 'bout not sending stupid letters like "Did you get my other letter Goofball God?" You know? Cheese *trieing to copy Goo*- Blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah, blah,blah,BLAH! Goofball *Banging on Door* Pleeease let me out! I'm gonna have a horrible...eh head hurt thingy! *sobs* What will happen to Goofball? Will he die? Does anyone care what happens to him? Find out in "The Torturing of.....Eh Goofball" part 2! Dun,dun,duuuuun! *Dramitc re-verb!* :-/ |
Go on, I'm listening...
(Although to be honest I don't think Frankie would allow even that little vermin to suffer.) |
Wow. Goofball, Goo, and Cheese. What a combination.
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Yeah, I know but she was feeling angry that day... I just made that up. :P
Bloo: Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Frankie: I thought you two were friends Bloo: Oh know before he left he stole my paddleball! Frankie: Wow... a paddle ball? Don't you have a million paddle balls Bloo: Yep,.... all broke Cheese * on TV*- I like cereal Goofball- *Stops banging on door* Good for you.... Cheese- I LIKE CEREAL! I LIKE TOAST! I LIKE FOURMS! I LIKE THIS HOUSE! *In Goofball's ear* I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK! Goofball- AH! Stop that! Goo- Aw, come on let's play a game....I know how about what we see! I see something gray Cheese- Trash cans! Goo- Nope Cheese- Candah! *Licks lips* Goo- Nope Cheese- Awwww.... Tall red gut with a googley eye? Goo- Nope that's Wilt Cheese: A dime! Goo- Nope Goofball bangs his head on the door Goofball- Hairman! Please tell Manny to let me out! In the TV room.... Bloo: Ha Ha! He called you "Manny"! Frankie- Stop it Bloo, please Bloo: Why you gonna put me in there with Cheese, 'cause I have fun with Goo Frankie- No, I tell Herriman who found the combination to the chest last Halloween Back on TV.... Cheese: I KNOW milk! Goo: Nope Goofball: IT'S A WALL! *eye twitches* Goo: Yep! It sure is fun wit you Goofball! I not just saying that because you might be a god & kill me with an elephant stanpeed ya know? Goofball: GLUE! Mo Mo! Ilt! Pac Man! Pleeeeease let me out! * Near the door* Eduardo- Aaah! Wilt! The door it is talking! Wilt: Eduardo you're imagining things Eduardo: Oooh, wait how can I imagine an imaginary talking door, if I is an imaginary friend? Wilt: No Ed, you think the door is talking to you Eduardo: Oh thank you senior Wilt, Luaren is back on! *Runs off* Will Goofball go nuts? Will Eduardo miss a little bit of Luaren? Why do I keep talking like in question form? Find out in the next part! |
Cassini is amused. :D
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Quick! What happens next?
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Hehe, I would love to see that.
Candah! is now one of my top favorite words. |
Wow, people like a fanfic I'm making up as I go. :P Oh yeah the Candahjoke is from AB.Part 3....
Wilt walks into the TV room Wilt: Hey Bloo! You wanna play with Coco vs. Mac & Me at Basketball? Bloo: Nope, watching a show Jacki Khones- Hey Wilt! I'll play! Wilt-Thanks Jacki! Frankie- Bye Wilt! I'm watching a verry funny show! *on TV* Goofball is rolling on the floor Cheese- Ooh I wanna do that! *starts rolling* This......Is......FUN! Goo- Hey Goofball why you rolling on the floor like that? Doncha know that bugs like cockroaches & ants & sentipedes &....&.....&...OOH! Dung beetles have probally walked on the floor, I wonder why they call them dung beetles? Maybe because they're made of dung huh,huh,huh? Do you know Goofball? Do you know, do you know, do you know? Goofball *starts kicking door*- Pleeeease...*sob* let meeee.....ouuuuut! In TV room.... Bloo: HEY! I got an idea! *Runs off* Frankie *Thinking*: I wonder he's off to? What is Bloo doing? Did Eduardo miss a little bit of Lauren? Do I have OCD because I keep talking like this? Find out in part 4! |
Quite nice so far. :)
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Not bad, but I do have a question -- am I the only one that wouldn't care to have Goofball tortured? :P
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To be honest, the things Goofball has endured in this story so far are a very distant cry from what he actually deserves... but that would be violating the TOS, so I'm cool with what we're currently getting.
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Now, in keeping with that premise, I propose that the torturing of Goofball should cease when all of the following conditions are met: 1. He understands that what he did to Frankie is wrong. 2. He understands why what he did to Frankie is wrong. 3. He feels horrible about it. 4. He apologizes, sincerely and publicly, to Frankie. 5. He apologizes, sincerely and publicly, to Frankie's fans. When these conditions are met, Goofball's torture will be ended. He will then be permitted to live in a small cage in an isolated bunker far beneath the icy wastes of Antarctica, where he can never hurt anyone else ever again. Sheesh, this guy's been getting a lot of posts lately. Anyone else tired of him? |
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Nice fanfic by the way. I'm not that much of a Frankie Fan, but I really hate Goofball for what he did. |
What I really want is for the Foster's crew to acknowledge just how cruel that episode was(i.e. a in-joke allusion in a future episode, or maybe Lauren makes a post about it on this board), and for them to no longer waste their talents and premises on "character bashing" anymore.
If that happens, I'll let my hatred go for good. |
Honestly, I don't really like character bashing in any form...so that includes bashing Goofball. Granted, he was a jerk. I just don't hate him, even though I do love Frankie. To each his/her own I guess.
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I know that they would never actually bring Goofball back just to bash him. In fact, as pleasing as it is to see him suffer, my real burning desire is to see some form of official acknowledgement that Frankie's ordeal in that episode was just plain cruel and malicious.
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Yeah, I do post alot.:P I think this would be torture, you'll have to wait & see whta happens to Tardball.:frankiemad: Part 4...
Eduardo: That was the best episode ever! I didn't miss a bit too! Voice *Banging on door*- Heeeelp meeee! Eduardo- *Hits head* Stop it senior brain! Goofball- It's that big furry Chinese guy!......JED!LET ME OUT! Cheese- I GOT DIATBETES! I GOTS Heart attacks! I got a stroke! I got catavitis! I got puppyvitis! I got oarngeivitis! I got tumor! Goo- Oh ignore him Goofball, he likes to sya he has all these weird butt diseases, ya know? I mean what is pupivitis? You know what I mean? Do ya? Do ya? Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya? C'mon Goof tell me! In TV room- Frankie is laughing so hard The door opens Frankie- WHAT!? In Room.... Bloo- Hey Goofball! I was wondering where you were! Goofball- Thank you GLOO! I was going to diiiiieee! Bloo- Oh you were? SLAM! Goofball- Noooooooo....*sobs* Bloo- That's what you get for stealing my paddleball! Ah ha ha ha ha haaaa!:blooevil: Now for somme snacks! Bloo- I wonder why Bloo did that Goofball!? Maybe because it's because you really did steal his paddleball, did you really did you, did you, did you ,did you, did you ,did you? Goofball- YES! I did now please shut up! Goo- Why would you do that why, why ,why, why ,why, why, why, whyyyyyy? Goofball bangs his head on the door In TV room.... Bloo *Munching on chips*- Anything happen? Frankie- Nope. You got me a pop? Bloo- Here. Frankie- There butter on that popcorn? Bloo- Uh-huh On TV- Cheese- I like..... Goofball- Let me guess..... chocolate milk Cheese- Yes! I also like fishy crackers! Goofball- CAN SOMEONE HERE ME!? George Mucas- Why does that say "Don't open?" New Guy- I dunno maybe a new scribble room? Goofball- HEEEEEEELP Meee....*sobs*.....eeee! George looks at New Guy New Guy- Talking scribbles? Will Goofball kill him self out of insanity? Is New Guy going to show George some stupid tricks? Will Bloo or Frankie squirt pop out of their noses? Find out in Part 5! :O |
Good stuff, once again. :)
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I continue to be amused. :)
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Haha, this is pretty fun! *claps hands with glee* You got several great quoteable lines in there.
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Thanks for all the good responses! I may do more fan fics. Hey, Insanefan which ones stick out to you?
Part 5..... Bloo: Ah, ha, ha, ha, haaaa! Sometimes Frankie your'e the ...*giggles*.... BEST! Frankie: Sometimes? Bloo: Yeah sometimes, now shut up & watch! ::) Frankie glares at Bloo On the TV..... Cheese: I like cereal, I like candy, I like frozen yogert, I like nachos, I like tacos, I like burgers... Goo: Hey Cheese do you know that I meet this one monster type guy who likes all the stuff you do! I think his name waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas..... Ched Chedfurger! He was with a skeleton guy & a scary looking girl!.....&......&....&....&....OOH a big nosed boy! Cheese: Big nose?!....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAH! Goofball: STOP HIM!.....*sobs more*....PLEEEEEASE! Goo: *song* Do a little dance! Now jump on your head & go to sleep! Now shut up before Goof goes locoooooo! Cheese shut ups Cheese: I like to dance. *starts drooling on Goofball* Goofball: Uuuuuugh! Goo: Stop it Cheese! You should'nt do that ya know because you don't want Goof sick! Ya know!? Cheese: kkkkkkkkk.....Ooooookay! Goofball:Awwwwww.... Findout what happens to Goofterd in part 6! Dun...dun....duuuuuun.... Yeah, Iknow this part was short, I could'nt think of anything! |
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LOL. The Cheese thing made me luagh when I was typing.
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Ha... I am also amused by this. As we would say in French, it is "tres amusante". My favorite part so far is when Cheese was trying to imitate Goo.
Now that was genius. Keep up the good work!!! -Marty :gooblab: |
He tried tocopy her in "Big Cheese".
Cheese: I like Cereal, I like cho-co-late milk, I like ice cream, I like spoons, I like to be "Never Forgotten" A sign pops out while you're reading, "SUCK UP ALERT!" Cheese: I like ol---- Goofball- Pleeeeease let me out! Meanwhile.... Bloo & Frankie are laughing! Frankie squirts pop out of her nose Bloo points at her & laughs harder Bloo:Ah ha ha haaaaa!8D Frankie looks embrassed & goes out to wipe herself off Mr.Herriman:Ah, Ms.Frances what is for dinner? Frankie: Uuuuuuh,pizza! Yeah...pizza. I'm about to order it! Herriman: That sounds quite delicous Herriman hops off Mac walks past Frankie Mac: Hi Frankie! Where's Bloo? I haven't seen him all day, & Goo too. Frankie: He's in there & Goo hasn't been here all day...Strange I know Frankie didn't like lieng to her friends but she was trieng to cover the Goofidiot thing up. Mac: Hey Bloo! Where have you been? Bloo: Whachin' my new favorite show Mac: What is it? Bloo shrugs Mac: That's stupid, well Bye! We were just taking a break & Wilt's gonna need me. Mac sips some sports drink & walk's out Bloo: Phew, that was close Bloo turns it up louder On Tv... Goo: Wow, Goof I wonder where Frankie is because I'm gettin' a lil' sick of you no offense but your'e sorta bossy & all, I mean you may be a like god,but your'e in America now. Not India where they can worship you & all. ya know, ya know, ya know, ya know?! Goofball just watched the little girl blab on & on & on & on & on....& ON! :gooblab: He noticed Cheese was dancing with slobber coming out of his mouth, it was flieing everywhere...Ugh. Jhackie Khones walked byhe rolled his eyes.:jk: He wondered what Goo was doing in there in an forbidden room Mac: *Panting* C'mon Jhackie! Jhackie: Ok, Mac! Coco & me are still gonna beat you two Mac: Whatever! He,he,he! Wilt,Jhackie & Coco join in laughing, they just caught up. Will Mac & Wilt win the BB game? Will anyone find out about Bloo & Frankie's plan?! Why wasn't there many of these in part 5? Does anyone like these questions?! Does anyone care? Find out in part 7 of "The Torturing Of....eh, Goofball"! |
Cassini: (Giggles)
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8D :gooblab: :cheese: :D :P :berry: LOL! |
I too, am amused. :) This is really funny, cheers me up and I need that lately. :D
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More daily cheerment brought to you by "Chocolate Milk!"! If you don't like it Cheese done not like you! Really fast-*No offense to any Cheese fans who hate choc. milk, brought to you by the "Drink that milk now! God dammit!" association*
Cheese:I like cereal! I like pah-tah-tahs! I like pigs! I like tacos! I like moldy cheese! Goofball bangs with his feet, head & hands on the door Frankie walks by with a clean shirt on, she hears & laughs! Goofball-....Frannie!? That you!?Leeeeeet meeee ouuuuut.....*sobs more*..... I'm-a gonna diiiiiiieee-ah! Eurotrish walks by Eurotrish- Hey-a stop-a copying-a me! Goo- Why are youcopying Eurotrish Goof huh,huh,huh,huh,huhuh.huh!? She's sorta cool besides the fact she's foreign & all. I''m trieng to sound racist but she needs to speak perfect english because that's sorta annoying ya know? Goofball pretends his hand is a gun & pretends to shoothimself Goo: What's that mean?Huh,huh,huh,huh,huh?:gooblab: Cheese: IT MEANS nachoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo.... Goofball:*thinking* I gotta think why Frankie won't let me out............. He thought while Cheese was still yelling nachos 2 minutes later..... Goofball:*thinking*Nope can't think of nothing Cheese:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. ...*pants*....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!:cheese: In TV room..... Frankie: I miss anything? Bloo:*gigiles*...Yeah, Cheese was screaming nachos & he just sat there. I think he's half-dead....AH-HAHHAH-HA-HA! Will Gooftard die? Will Goo ever shut up? Why do I keep doing this? Find out in part 8! |
It's always nice to read a fanfic that relies on good old fashioned psychological torture for it's entertainment value instead of cutting, slash, angst, or hellspawn. There should be a video of this someday. :D
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It's incredibly funny. ^_^
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Part 8...
Cheese: I like carrots! I like doo doo! I like flowers! I like pots! Meanwhile... Bloo: I got an idea! Bloo rushes off! Frankie: What's he up to? The door opens on TV Bloo: Here you go Cheese...um...PRESENTS! Bloo throws stuff into the room Cheese: Yeeeeees! Cheese runs over to look at his new presents Cheese: Oooh... Chocolate milk! He picked a gallon of chocolate milk, he drank some Goo: Uh-oh! Goofball:What? Goo: He's lactose intolerant, maybe he'll get SUPER puffy or sneeze so hard he'll blow the whole house up or do a SUPER fart! They wait for a while Goo: Your'e not really lactose intolerant are you Cheese? Cheese:Khhhhhhh...no Goo: That's stupid Cheese because you like chocolate milk & you say your'e lactose intolerant but you aren't so you won't be able to drink it, because.....because....because...Um...OOH! They'll think you'll like die then Louise would get sad & angry &...&..&.&...&...um...SUE! Yeah, sue!:gooblab: Goofball felt like killing himself but he was to lazy too. Cheese: OOH! Potatoes! Cheese ran over & pciked up a potato, then he ran over to Gooftard Cheese: I GOT A PO-TAH-TAH! Goofball: Yes...*eye twitches*...You do Cheese: I GOT A POTAOE!:cheese: He shoved the potatoe in Gooftard's face Cheese: I LIKE POTATOES! In the TV room... Bloo & Frankie were about to die of laughter 8D :frankiesmile: Bloo: That was the best idea I've ever had! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Will Bloo get any better ideas? Will Cheese eat the potatoes? Will Gooftard's head explode? Find out in part 9! |
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I keep on checking to see if this fic is updated, because let me tell ya, IT'S HILARIOUS!!
keep it up |
I have to say, it's funny. But I have somthing agiainst the name Gooftard, It makes him look lame. :P
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Oh well, It's great. Keep it up! I wonder how it will end. (Don't let Goofball explode, die etc. plz? I haate chardeaths.) |
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Death is too good for him. He must live, so that he may be wracked with an overwhelming sense of guilt and shame for the rest of his miserable life.
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Cassini dosen't have a problem with it. He's too busy imagining that Cheese would say Doo doo. ;) J/K! Part 9 & 10 are the last two parts, i'll update tommorow! I'm working on another fan fic which you'll see when this is finished! :D
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