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"C" the Dragon
10-24-2006, 05:04 PM
This is probably a game, so I hope I got it right, this time. Trust me, it can't happen like last time.

Anyways, the rules: You can make your own bloopers, just as long it's funny, and clean. Trust me, I saw the same thing like this (Never Forgoten.com) and it's pretty violent and not very funny (but some are). Here's an example (No, not from the last forum, this is my idea):

Ep: Neighbor Pains
Part: Part before Mac and Bloo reach to the end of Old Man River's "Love poems"
Take:1

Bloo: Hey Mac, watch this.
*crubles up poem to make something*
*Holds something up to everyone*
Bloo: *to everyone in the station* Look! It's a goose!
*Everyone laughs as Bloo made it fly by flicking it*

Off-topic:(I know it's not very funny, but I've got to try this out. I saw it in one of Jim Carry's bloopers in a movie about some lawyer who lies alot [I forgot the name of it, and only saw the end of it] The blooper's more funnier from Jim himself!)

Well, then, what are we waiting for? Try this out and make it funny and appropriated! Have fun!:D (Sheesh, that took long:P)

Sparky
10-24-2006, 07:59 PM
Okay, this is definately not a discussion, it is a game, however it involves creative writing, so it goes in the Fanfic section. Moving this now...

HappyFoppy
10-24-2006, 09:46 PM
*Imposter's, around first scene*

Frankie: That's going to end out baaaad...

Bloo: pbbt. Right. *purs in potion* *nothing happens*

Bloo: *takes "Bloo iz rite, frankiE iz wrong" cup*

Frankie: *sighs, gives bloo a quarter*

LosDosEduardos
10-25-2006, 06:02 PM
"The Big Cheese"-Eduardo's embarassment scene

(Blooper starts.)
Erin Peterson: ...instead of even the basic articles of clothing.
(The camera shows Eduardo clad in a pair of underwear.)
Eduardo: (looking at himself) Well, what do you know! I wasn't naked afterall.
(Eduardo giggles nervously.)
Frankie: (coming in) Ed, the part is that you're supposed to be naked, not wearing your underwear.
Eduardo: (quietly) Frankie, you don't want to embarass me in front of everyone. (very quietly) I'm one with nature, don't you know?
Frankie: Ewww! Gross! For the love of Pete, Ed, take your underwear off.
Eduardo: Darn, Frankie, you don't hafta be so bossy.
(As he begins to take off his underwear, the blooper ends.)

LosDosEduardos
10-27-2006, 11:53 AM
"The Big Cheese"--Cheese and Eduardo exit the bathroom

(The bathroom door opens with Cheese and Eduardo exiting out. Eduardo is clad in his pants and belt, but not his boots, and still wet.)
Eduardo: Sr. Cheese, you no live here. (pointing) Go home. (Laughter can be heard.) What? (realizing, gasping in shock) Oh, my gosh! I took a bath in my pants...again.
Cheese: (not realizing) I like chocolate milk.
Eduardo: Uh, Sr. Cheese, where's your carrot?
Cheese: I like chocolate milk.
Eduardo: (drop of sweat rolling down his face) Ay caramba. Can we take two?

Invader Bloo
10-27-2006, 12:35 PM
Here's one: Go Goo Go! When Bloo first meets Goo
Goo is talking very fast
Bloo- Eh?
Craig-Cut!
Bloo- I can't understand gibberish!
Goo smacks Bloo outside his face
Cheese pops out of nowhere
Cheese- I like chocolate milk!
Craig- CHEESE! We don't have you until "Big Picture"! Go home
Cheese-NO! Sucka! Ah aha ha ha ha aha aha aha HA! *Runs off*
Mac- Ooook, I have know idea why I'm on this show *shakes head*
Goo- what the heck was that thing?

Voxxyn
10-28-2006, 06:51 AM
Craig- CHEESE! We don't have you until "Big Picture"! Go home

OK, I find this hilarious beyond words. Well done. :cheesegrin:

Invader Bloo
10-28-2006, 07:02 AM
Thank you! *Bows*
Episode- Eddie Monster
Geek is talking to Ed,Edd & Eddy
Eddy- Why are we in this show again?
Ed- Butter toast!
Eddy-Shut up Ed!
Craig- It's a pun, joke thingy!
Edd- What?
Craig- the episode is called "Eddie Monster", your'e names are Ed, Edd & Eddy
Bloo- That's stupid!
Lauren- Get back on you're set Bloo!
Bloo- Awww...*to self* She sucks...
Lauren- What was that?! Nothing....Nothing

Episode- Mac Daddy
Bloo- He's screwing everything up!
Cheese- No! I'm only screwing the wheel!
Bloo starts laughing hard
Mac- What?
Bloo- Nothing...*giggles*.. He just look funny
Craig- Bloo! Shut up & get back to work!
Mac-I still don't get why he's laughing

Episode- Setting A President
Frankie is watching one ocf the commercials when it shows her as being raised by pigs
Frankie starts laughing
Lauren- What now?
Frankie- That is the stupidest looking thing I've ever seen....Ha haa ha ha ha!

HappyFoppy
10-28-2006, 11:01 AM
OMG Invader Bloo, that stuff is so fun! :D

I'll try something with the crew.




Episode: House of Bloo's

*The episode starts. Nothing happens, only a room is in view.*

*from further away* Craig: You guys are on already! C'mon, hurry!

Bloo: Hey, I'm also new to this! *grumble*

*Still nothing happens*

Mac: Eh, where did Bloo go?

*Toilet flushing is heard*

Craig: *sigh* Cut.





~Edit: take 2 for Imposter's.

Frankie: That's going to end out baaaad...

Bloo: pbbt. Right. *pours in potion*

Bloo: AUGH! There's stuff in my eye! Get it out! OUT!

Craig: Aah! Cut! And get a towel!

"C" the Dragon
10-28-2006, 04:21 PM
Even *I* got one of my own, but I'll bet the Wilt fan girls are gonna be angry at this one, so don't kill me, please!

Episode: This Party is Such A Sweet Soriee
Scenery: Wilt's dancing

Wilt: I've been meaning to cut loose!
*Wilt starts to spin around and made three poses each spin and keeps on spinning after the third one*

Edquardo: Uh, senior Wilt? You es suppose to stop, now.

Wilt: *Still spinning* I'm sorry, but I can't stop! HELP ME PLEASE!!!

*Edquardo grabs Wilt*

Wilt: *In a dizzy pose with a dizzy look* Thanks, Ed.

Craig: Okay, let's take it from the top.

Wilt: I'm sorry, but I don't feel so good.*Holds mouth and runs to bathroom*

Craig:...Okay. Next time, Wilt, don't spin too fast.

Wilt: *From bathroom* *Barf* Okay! Got it! *Gag*

Bloo:*Off screen* Or maybe you shouldn't eat too much at lunch break!

Wilt: *Still from bathroom* I'm sorry, but could you please shut up? *Cough*

Hope that ain't too rough for the Wilt fan girls:( so please forgive me.

HappyFoppy
10-28-2006, 11:44 PM
I don't think Wilt would _ever_ say 'shut up' to anyone. Still, it is a fun idea. :bloogrin

Voxxyn
10-29-2006, 12:15 AM
Episode: "Setting A President"

( Frankie and Madame Foster are talking in the kitchen, )
Madame Foster: Oh, and here's your new pay.
Frankie: Oooh oooh!
( Frankie opens it--and sees a check for $5 million. )
Frankie: OH... MY... FREAKING... I... I'M A MILLIONARE?!?
Craig: Wait, that's not in the scri--
( And without warning, Frankie latches onto Craig like an excited little girl, squeezes him and dots his entire face with kisses. )
Craig: Frank... Fra... Fahkie--
Frankie: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!
( She lets go of Craig, and runs around the entire Cartoon Network HQ, expressing her extreme enthusiasm with endless girly shrieking )
Craig: (Angrily) Madame...
Madame Foster: (Coy) Yes, Craigy boy?
( Craig hunches down to the old lady, and gives him a very hard glare )
Craig: Did you steal from Ted Turner again?

"C" the Dragon
10-29-2006, 06:28 AM
I don't think Wilt would _ever_ say 'shut up' to anyone. Still, it is a fun idea. :bloogrin

But he acually did at the pilot episode, but he apologized everytime he said shut up and he repeats the pattern again and again, until Bloo tells them to save him. You probably just didn't hear him through the music and the arguing, but I can!:D To know, find the Foster's pilot, turn up the volume, and listen very closly. If that didn't work, try, try again. You can get it;).

antgirl1
10-29-2006, 08:50 AM
From Bus the Two of Us
Scene: Mac and Bloo almost at Foster's

*at Foster's, the phone rings*

Wilt: I got it! *leaps into air, grabs phone before Frankie does, and instead of crashing into the wall, simply bounces off it, meanwhile, the phone on the other hand (no pun intended) is broken*

Craig: CUT! Wilt, for the last time, (6 times to be exact) you're not supposed to grab the phone and bounce off the wall! And that's the 6th phone today!

Frankie: Whoever heard of "Ladies first"?

Wilt: Sorry, I can't help it! The wall seems to feel like gelinton-O...(can't spell)

Bloo: *offscreen* HA HA HA! I TOLD you guys I'd make him say it! Now cough up. *holds the "Bloo waz rite" jar*

Craig: What happened to the cardboard wall anyway?

"C" the Dragon
10-29-2006, 11:19 AM
From Bus the Two of Us
Scene: Mac and Bloo almost at Foster's

*at Foster's, the phone rings*

Wilt: I got it! *leaps into air, grabs phone before Frankie does, and instead of crashing into the wall, simply bounces off it, meanwhile, the phone on the other hand (no pun intended) is broken*

Craig: CUT! Wilt, for the last time, (6 times to be exact) you're not supposed to grab the phone and bounce off the wall! And that's the 6th phone today!

Frankie: Whoever heard of "Ladies first"?

Wilt: Sorry, I can't help it! The wall seems to feel like gelinton-O...(can't spell)

Bloo: *offscreen* HA HA HA! I TOLD you guys I'd make him say it! Now cough up. *holds the "Bloo waz rite" jar*

Craig: What happened to the cardboard wall anyway?

Ha ha! That's a good one! I can totally see that! (Sort of)

Invader Bloo
10-29-2006, 11:58 AM
Mac Daddy-
Mac lets go of the go-cart
They race down the hill
Craig- CUT! Cheese you were supposed to scream
Cheese-kkkkkhhhhh.... OK....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AH! I LIKE CEREAL!
Next stage....
Grim pounds on the wall
Grim: SHUT UP in there!
Billy: DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
Grim: That episode's over
Billy: Oh...
Backi n Foster's stage..
Bloo: NO YOU SHUT UP IN THERE!
Grim pops out of nowhere
Grim: What?!
Bloo: Nothing,nothing....

"C" the Dragon
10-30-2006, 02:27 PM
They're good, guys! Keep it up!:D Now I got one:

Episode: Neighbor pains
Scene: Mac and gang worrying about Bloo being spotted by Old Man Rivers

Wilt: Maybe his force will come through!....*snickers* May the force be with you, Bloo!
*everyone laughs*
Wilt: *giggle* Okay! I'm sorry! I can't help it!*giggle*Can we take two? *Hee hee*

I know. Lame:P. I just want to do it as much as Wilt wants to. I mean come on! No one couldn't stayed silent after that "Maybe his force will come through" line! (Those lines that Wilt said are from the movie "Star Wars", incase you don't get it)

LosDosEduardos
10-30-2006, 03:07 PM
"One False Movie"--Eduardo's refusal

(The blooper begins in the main bedroom.)
Mac: Hey, Ed? We need you on the movie set for your big scene.
Eduardo: (jumping out of the bed in excitement) My big scene?! Count me in.
Craig: (off-set) Cut!
Eduardo: What'd I do?
Craig: (off-set) You're supposed to refuse.
Eduardo: Oooooooh... (shrugging) Sorry.
(The blooper ends.)

"C" the Dragon
11-02-2006, 12:11 PM
Since there hasn't been very much bloopers these days, I'll make one:

Episode: Bus The Two Of Us
Scene: Bloo driving back to Foster's by Mac's guidence, when suddenly a dog appeared on the bus

Mac: Tree! Tree!

*Bloo crashes into the tree*
Craig: Bloo, Mac's scream is the signal.

Bloo: *In muffeled voice from air bag* Ohhhh....

*Dog gets out from bus safly for some reason*

Craig: Wha? How-

Dog: I told you, I'm an imaginary dog and I can't get hurt.

*Blooper ends*

pitbulllady
11-02-2006, 01:34 PM
But he acually did at the pilot episode, but he apologized everytime he said shut up and he repeats the pattern again and again, until Bloo tells them to save him. You probably just didn't hear him through the music and the arguing, but I can!:D To know, find the Foster's pilot, turn up the volume, and listen very closly. If that didn't work, try, try again. You can get it;).


Oh, you can hear him say that alright!

Wilt: "I'm sorry but....SHUT UP!!"

It's sometimes difficult to predict what Wilt would or would not say/do. Just when you think you've got this guy figured out, he pulls another card from the bottom of the deck.

pitbulllady

CG
11-02-2006, 03:29 PM
http://usera.imagecave.com/military_frog/FostersTheme/outtakes_wilt.gif

LosDosEduardos
11-02-2006, 08:05 PM
Here's another one. "House of Bloo's" part 1- Eduardo to the rescue.

(The blooper begins with Mac being held by one of the Extremosaur tentacles.)
Mac: M-m-monster!!!
(Eduardo, coming in and roaring, charges at the cage to set Mac free. The tentacle lets go of Mac, who is later in Eduardo's arms.)
Eduardo: (crying) ĦEl chico muerto!
(Just then, one of the "bombs" on the tentacle drops in on Eduardo's head, knocking him out.)
Craig: (coming in) Eduardo!
Leonardo: (coming in) Are you all right, hermanito?
Eduardo: (barely concious) Easy squeezy, lemon peasy. (originally from a Hey Arnold episode)
Craig: (picking him up) I'm going to put some cold water on his face. You better hurry back offset, Leo.
Leonardo: Mama mia! Non posso credere che il mio fratello abbia ottenuto battuto fuori, (walking offset) ed il primo giorno di contaminazione per la prima parte.
Bloo: (coming in) I think he means "Oh, my gosh! I can't believe that my brother got knocked out, and on the first day of filming for the first part."
Mac: Since when do you know how to translate Italian?
Craig: (still carrying Eduardo, walking offset) How about we take fifteen until Eduardo regains conceousness?
(The blooper ends.)

Ha-ha! It's kinda funny for the big brother of my fav character to be inside a blooper for the episode.

HappyFoppy
11-03-2006, 01:06 AM
http://usera.imagecave.com/military_frog/FostersTheme/outtakes_wilt.gif

*rofl* xD

pitbulllady
11-03-2006, 02:45 AM
http://usera.imagecave.com/military_frog/FostersTheme/outtakes_wilt.gif

Poor Wilt...still getting the "Mike Wazowski treatment", only HE is smart enough to have a problem with not having his face shown in pictures!

pitbulllady

"C" the Dragon
11-03-2006, 11:19 AM
http://usera.imagecave.com/military_frog/FostersTheme/outtakes_wilt.gif

LOL! That's classic!8D "The Mike Wizowski Treatment" indeed!:D

antgirl1
11-03-2006, 12:10 PM
You guys would understand that if you've watched Monsters, Inc. :D

And HAHA! I think I've seen that somewhere before.

Sparky
11-03-2006, 12:22 PM
A framed photo of Wilt from BFAHP:

http://www.fosters-home.com/houseparty/images/invwiltsphoto.jpg

(I know its teeny but the picture is of Wilt's lower body)

HappyFoppy
11-04-2006, 12:21 AM
LOL Sparky.

CG
11-04-2006, 12:21 AM
lol Close, guys. It's an actual reference to the A Bug's Life outtakes when Slim asks the same question in the outtake of Rosie the spider.

"C" the Dragon
11-04-2006, 07:11 AM
lol Close, guys. It's an actual reference to the A Bug's Life outtakes when Slim asks the same question in the outtake of Rosie the spider.

I know, I saw the movie before, but I didn't like the whole thing, because the blue ant ain't trusted until the end, of course, but I do like the bloopers, they're funny! 8D That's why I made this thread!;)

LosDosEduardos
11-04-2006, 07:38 PM
How about this blooper?
"Land of the Flea"--Eduardo...hairless, take one

(The blooper begins with Eduardo shouting...)
Eduardo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (He is mostly hairless, leaving his arms in fur.) What did you do? What did you do?!
Craig: (off camera) Cut!
Eduardo: What?
Craig: (off camera) You still have fur on your arms.
Lauren: (coming in) Why is it that you're mostly furless?
Eduardo: I dunno. I just wanted to see if it was funny.
Craig: (coming in, rubbing Eduardo's shoulder) Can we take two?
(The blooper ends.)

antgirl1
11-04-2006, 07:44 PM
From Good Wilt Hunting
Scene: Wilt looks lonely

Craig: CUT!
Wilt: What?
Craig: You're supposed to look pitiful and lonely and sad. Not joyious and happy right now!
Wilt: ...I'm sorry but why?
Craig: It's what's in the script. What do I have to do, make you have an awful day or something?
Wilt: No, no! I'll do it! I promise!

67 takes later...

Craig: GOD!
Bloo: *offstage* Ooooooooooooooooh, you said the "G" word!
Wilt: I'm SOOO sorry, I just can't seem to frown like that...
Craig: Bloo! You're not in this scene!
Bloo: But I got an IDEEEEAAAAA!!!
Craig: What is it then?
Bloo: Have Wilt think of the saddest moment in his life!
Craig: Hey, you know what? That'll work.

T-Rexotron
11-05-2006, 04:41 AM
House of bloo's part 1

Craig:"Bloo meets Coco...Take 1!"

Coco:"Coco co cococo coco cococo co coco cococo co coco coco cococo!"
Craig:"Hey,Coco, stick to the script,okay?"

LosDosEduardos
11-05-2006, 09:03 AM
(In the style of Alan J. Back (http://www.rowdyruff.net/reviews.shtml).)
Another one:

"The Big Cheese"--the imaginary friends bring Cheese to Foster's--take 1

(The blooper starts with the entire group of imaginary friends carrying Cheese and stopping in front of the porch.)
Mr. Herriman: All right. Now that Master Cheese is here...
Eduardo: (interrupting, concerned) Sr. McCracken, can we cut, please? I don't know if this feels right.
Craig: (coming in with Leonardo) What doesn't feel right, Ed? The episode or Cheese being the main character?
Eduardo: (still concerned) Neither one. If you want me to do a costume change inbetween scenes, I'll do it, (now confused) but don't make me go through all of it too much, okay? I don't know what side you're showing.
Craig: (laughing) I'm only doing it to make it funny.
Leonardo: Sí, hermanito. Try to do your best and follow along with the script.
Bloo: (coming in) Did I miss my cue?
Eduardo: (putting his right hand behind him, sweatdrop) Oh, right. Sorry. Maybe we should try that again, without me interrupting.
Craig: Right. (walking off camera) Can we take 2, people?
Eduardo: Uh, hermano mayor, you're not in this series, remember?
Leonardo: Oh, right. (catching up to Craig) Wait up, Sr. McCracken.
(The blooper ends.)

[Note: This would be the same behavior with one of the scenes of "Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story," only with a Foster's reaction.]

Invader Bloo
11-10-2006, 09:11 PM
Frankie My Dear-
Frankie is about to go on her first date
Bloo- She's hot!
Mac- She's....um...What's the line?
Lauren- Ugh...
10 takes later..
Mac: I still forget
Frankie: I got an idea! Just show Mac the line!
Craig- Good idea! Thanks Frankie!
Wilt- Am I in the episode yet?
Lauren- What? Wilt you don't appear in this episdoe at all
Wilt- Ooh, Sorry!

House of Bloo's-
Mac, Bloo, Wilt, Ed & Coco are playing outside
Bloo trips everyone
Bloo-HA!
Lauren- Bloo! You aren't like that, you're goofy & fun!
Bloo- Come ooooooon! That's not even my real personality!
Lauuren- *thinking* Hey! That'd be a good personality change for season 2!
Bloo- Helloooooo!
Wilt- OW! Bloo you s.sss...sss..sss....ssss...sss...STINK!
Coco- Co co co co co co?
Wilt- It's like n..n...n.. Well you guys know
Eduardo- Si it's like no!
Wilt- Yeah that's it!
Lauren- Hey, we're making a show. You know that your'e in!
Mac- Hey don't blame me!

Cutelilteen
03-20-2007, 07:48 PM
(Yes, I am bringing this thread back to life)

Mac Daddy-

Cheese: I liiiiike strawberry milk...

Craig: CUT! Cheese, it's chocolate milk, not strawberry!

Cheese: (in a British accent) Ah, my humblest apologizes, my dearest Craig. You see, as a young lad of four, I started to get this strange desire to drink strawberry milk all the time, and I never quite got over the odd addiction...

Craig: 0_o... Ooookaaay... TAKE 2!!


Yeah, I know it sucked, but that's all I can think of at the moment.

antgirl1
03-22-2007, 06:46 AM
BWAHAHAHA. Cheese is actually a smart british friend who has to play as the stupid one. XDDD

Invader Bloo
03-22-2007, 08:30 AM
The Worst Episode ever:
Frankie: Guys, you know almost every fan will hate this episode
Craig: No, how could they with our new guest star?
Goofball: Eh, how evyboody!
Frankie: Oh boy

Every Knows It's Bendy:
Bendy: & Just so you know this your toothbrush, ah ha ha ha!
Bloo:Errrrrr.... *Bloo jumps in Bendy & starts beating him up*
Lauren: BLOO! BLOO Stop it!
Bloo: NO!...*PUNCH*..He's....*PUNCH*....SO...*KICK*...DA NG...*PUNCH*...ANNOYING!
Lauren:*To self* You think he's annoying, wait 'till season three.

antgirl1
03-22-2007, 03:30 PM
*The Big LaBlooski*
*as the gang enters the bowling alley with the dramatic effect, the NFL theme starts playing instead of the other tune*
*Record skips*
Bloo: *Offstage* Wrong sport, guys...
*We finally see that, instead in bowling uniforms, the gang's in football attire*
Bloo: *offstage* This beats Bowling by a long shot, though.

kaytea
03-22-2007, 04:04 PM
Bloo:*swinging on dental floss*deodorant stiiiiiick *crashes into a wall*
Craig: damn't Kip! you were suppose to catch him
kip:I know
Craig:then why didn't you ಠ_ಠ
kipI just wanted to see what would happen

Craig:ಠ_ಠ

Bloo:*pointing to kip* your a horribal person on the show and in real life D=

Cutelilteen
03-22-2007, 08:03 PM
BWAHAHAHA. Cheese is actually a smart british friend who has to play as the stupid one. XDDD

That's right!:cheese:

Bloonan
03-23-2007, 01:03 PM
Bloo's the Boss
Scene: Bloo's good deed (floor waxing)

*Bloo flys by to tell of his deed, but accidentally slides further offscreen and crashes*

Bloo: I'm OK.
Craig: CUUUUUT!!!!!!
*Wilt slides by and smashes into Bloo*
(Warning: Anti-Wilt fangirls)
Wilt: I can't take anymore of this! It is not OK! Bloo, you are a biiiiig N'er do well! You... SUCK!!!!!!!
Bloo: You can't say suck! This is a kid's show!
Frankie: Remember the fourth wall, Bloo.
Bloo & Wilt: *continuously argueing*
Craig: CUT! CUT CUT CUUUUUUT!!! Cut you *bleep* mother*bleep bleeep*, before I *bleep* your *bleep*! You all suck!

Cutelilteen
03-23-2007, 02:58 PM
Bloo's the Boss
Scene: Bloo's good deed (floor waxing)

*Bloo flys by to tell of his deed, but accidentally slides further offscreen and crashes*

Bloo: I'm OK.
Craig: CUUUUUT!!!!!!
*Wilt slides by and smashes into Bloo*
(Warning: Anti-Wilt fangirls)
Wilt: I can't take anymore of this! It is not OK! Bloo, you are a biiiiig N'er do well! You... SUCK!!!!!!!
Bloo: You can't say suck! This is a kid's show!
Frankie: Remember the fourth wall, Bloo.
Bloo & Wilt: *continuously argueing*
Craig: CUT! CUT CUT CUUUUUUT!!! Cut you *bleep* mother*bleep bleeep*, before I *bleep* your *bleep*! You all suck!
ROFL 8D

frankie_fan
03-23-2007, 06:26 PM
Squeeze the Day
Scene: Bloo sliding across the floor until he hits the carpet.

(Bloo slides across the floor, but as he hits the carpet, he keeps sliding until he slides off-camera and crashes!)

Craig - CUT! Okay, who greased the carpet?!?

Bloonan
03-24-2007, 10:09 AM
Good Wilt Hunting
Scene: When they were all singing that song I don't know the name of

Bloo: Let's try Frankie!
Eduardo: Frankie Frankie mo manikila lo lankie ma banshee si si... boo-laa.
Craig: Cut! Let's leave Ed OUT of the tounge twisters, please!
Ed: NO! I es practicing! Listen! Mi my mo manatee frankie doo dankie, Frankie!

I LIKE CEREAL!DD
06-23-2007, 08:14 PM
Sorry if I bumped but I have a great blooper

The Big Cheese

*is at the scene where cheese tastes the rock*

CHeese:Mmmmmm...candy good..
Craig:CUT!!CHEESE YOUR SUPPOSED TO NOT LIKE IT!YOUR SCREWING IT UP!!*note this is the 100th time he said the rock was good*
Cheese:I like chocalate milk...
Lauren:listen,now your fired now...
Cheese:I PITY THE FOO WHO BOSSES ME AROUND
Craig and Lauren:O_O......

antgirl1
06-24-2007, 05:14 PM
*House Of Bloo's*
*Pre-Scene: Wilt jumps up to grab Bloo from Eduardo*

Bloo: Ok, Ed. Here's the greatest prank ever. But I can only pull it off with your help.
Eduardo: Si, ok! What I do?
Bloo: RIGHT before Wilt grabs me, lift me up high enough where he can't. Got it?
Eduardo: Si, I got it.
Bloo: This'll be funny!

Craig: Ok, in this scene, Eduardo is holding Bloo from up high in the air. Wilt jumps up to grab Bloo and runs off, dribbling him away.
Wilt: Got it!
Craig: Ready...ACTION!
*Wilt does what he is told and jumps into the air, the film goes into slow motion, and just as Wilt tries to grab Bloo, Eduardo raises Bloo up high enough so Wilt couldn't grab him. Confused, Wilt lost concentration and falls to the ground, landing flat on his face.*
Wilt: ...Ow.
Craig: CUT! What the *beep* happened out there?
Bloo: *laughing uncontrollably*
Eduardo: Senor Wilt! He hurt! *glares at Bloo* You said this would be funny!
Bloo: *still laughing* Yeah, but I never said it would be funny to YOU.

ptps
07-10-2007, 07:29 AM
omgggg I can totally see that happening XDDDDDDDDD;

8D :-[ :(

WiltsAKGirl17
11-11-2007, 11:26 PM
OK, this topic is as dead as a doornail, but I'm still ressurecting it.

EPISODE: The Trouble with Scribbles
Bloo opens the door to the room with the scribbles in it, but a huge pile of Tribbles-- the little purring furballs from the classic Star Trek episode "The Trouble with Tribbles," which is where this ep got its name-- falls out on top of him, a la the original Trek episode. Off-screen laughter from cast and crew.
Bloo: Muffled I hate whoever did this.
Wilt: Laughing, while stepping into the camera frame and beginning to unbury Bloo I'm sorry but I had to do this *giggle* Okay, I'm sorry-- let's do take two.

===

EPISODE: Berry Scary
Pre-ep: Berry is being introduced to Bloo before shooting begins
Craig: Okay, Berry, this is Bloo. He's the one you'll be acting with for this episode.
Berry: Looks at Bloo for a beat, then up at Craig, hands on hips You've got to be kidding! I can't work like this!!!! Storms off
Craig: Rubs temples We haven't even started shooting yet, and she's already let the fame go to her head...

===

Well, that's all I got. Maybe I'll come up with something else soon.

WiltsAKGirl17
02-10-2008, 07:49 PM
Well, I said I'd do it-- I thought up something else. I'm also re-resurrecting this thread apparently.

EPISODE: The Big Cheese
The scene where Cheese is following Wilt to the store
CHEESE: I like the fair!
WILT: Maybe you could get your owner Louise to take you to the fair, because I wouldn't take you even if you paid me.
CRAIG: Cut! Wilt, stick to the script!

It's lame, but I was really hyper and goofy at work last night when I thought it up. I have another one, but I'll edit it in later. Unless someone else is willing to accept the blooper making torch? * hint hint *

Lynnie
02-10-2008, 08:34 PM
*takes torch* :D

Episode: Eddie Monster
Scene: Coco driving Mac, Bloo, and Wilt in the bus to look for Ed

Bloo- Maybe we can hit the clubs! *starts dancing in the aisle*
*Coco sees him dancing in the aisle of the bus, and slams on the brake*
*Bloo trips, and skids across the floor instead of flying through the air like he's suppose to* (so the viewers don't see him, but suddenly hear a "thud")
Bloo- Ow...
Craig- *laughs* Ok, not exactly what we rehearsed. Let's try that again.

WiltsAKGirl17
02-11-2008, 10:21 AM
Thanks for taking the torch, Lynnie. :D

"The Big Cheese" deleted scene type blooper
Wilt comes into the house looking like he's seen better days and in a rather foul mood, with Cheese clinging to his hand. Stops in the middle of the set
FRANKIE: Looks over and sees Wilt and Cheese. To Wilt: What happened to you?
WILT: Don't ask. <pause> And just so you guys know, we're not allowed at the fairgrounds anymore.
MAC: Why?
WILT: Holds up Cheese, who's still clinging to his hand Three guesses why, the first two don't count. Now please get him off me before I do something extremely out of character. <end>

Poor Wilt-- I imagine that a day at the fair with Cheese would drive him truly insane. (Like the last blooper, I was feeling highly goofy when I thought this up.)

antgirl1
02-11-2008, 03:01 PM
LOL "We're not aloud at the fairgrounds anymore" XDDD

WiltsAKGirl17
02-15-2008, 11:09 AM
My mind was wandering before first period let out and I thought this up in, quite literally, three seconds.

EPISODE: House of Bloos
SCENE: Wilt is giving Bloo his bunk <Keep in mind, I'm paraphrasing some of the dialogue>
WILT: No, it's cool-- I'll sleep down here. Crawls under the bunk. A second later, a squish sound can be heard. Irritated: Oh, for the love of... There's chocolate pudding in my pillow! Coco starts laughing
CRAIG: Cut! Coco, what in [heck] possessed you to put chocolate pudding in there?!

Bonus points if you can tell me what TV show the chocolate pudding scene came from.

Shelltoon
02-17-2008, 01:13 PM
Episode: Mac Daddy
Scene: Mac tries to convince Bloo to work on the Go-Kart
Mac: We can paint flames on the side.
Bloo: So?
Mac: We can ride down that huge hill on Mulberry lane.
Bloo:So?
Mac: Bloo, that's not even your line!
Bloo: So?
Craig: Cut! Bloo, you're supposed to say "Oh Mac! You mean it?"
Bloo: So?
Cheese: SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO!!!!!!
(Everyone but Bloo and Cheese facepalm)

WiltsAKGirl17
02-19-2008, 05:19 PM
...
Bonus points if you can tell me what TV show the chocolate pudding scene came from.

Ok, since it looks like nobody knows: The chocolate pudding in the pillow came from a scene in M*A*S*H when Hawkeye was playing a trick on Maj. Houllihan and Maj. Burns. Houllihan and Burns sat on Houllihan's bed and she put her hand on the pillow and pulled it away with a freaked out look on her face and says, "There's chocolate pudding in the pillow!" Ah, classic TV. Moving on...

Once again, thought this up on the verge of sleep:
Episode: Hiccy-Burp
Scene: Bloo is answering a question after chugging a ton of soda in an attempt to get his hiccups back and now he really has to go.

BLOO: I think the world would be a better place if-- Excuse me. Runs off stage. Pause, followed by the distintive metal-on-ivory handle jiggling sound, then the sound of a LOT of water flowing. Bloo off-screen: Uh-oh... Guys, we have a problem!
CRAIG: CUT! Bloo, what did you do?!
BLOO: Still off-screen It wasn't me-- I'm an imaginary friend, not a plumber!

Bonus points if you can tell me where the "I'm an IF, not a plumber" line comes from.

Cassini90125
02-19-2008, 05:23 PM
Comes from Star Trek, if I'm not mistaken. More specifically, it sounds like something Dr. McCoy would say. :)

8D 8D Bloo plug-a da potty. 8D 8D

Bloonan
02-19-2008, 05:59 PM
Ep: Setting a President
Scene: During that whatever it was where they were taking questions

Mr. Herriman: Well, I believe that I must cover many of the issues. Last time around I was very uptight, and I want to change quite a bit this time around.

Craing: CUT! You're supposed to stay uptight like before!

Mr. H: But I was so mean! I want to make the character much nicer. I personally, as a actor of my solitude, hate being uptight. Do we have to keep my character this way?

WiltsAKGirl17
02-21-2008, 07:39 PM
Comes from Star Trek, if I'm not mistaken. More specifically, it sounds like something Dr. McCoy would say. :)

8D 8D Bloo plug-a da potty. 8D 8D

Ding ding ding-- we have a winner! FINALLY, someone who gets my weird sense of humor! :frankiesmile:

Ep: Setting a President
Scene: During that whatever it was where they were taking questions

Mr. Herriman: Well, I believe that I must cover many of the issues. Last time around I was very uptight, and I want to change quite a bit this time around.

Craing: CUT! You're supposed to stay uptight like before!

Mr. H: But I was so mean! I want to make the character much nicer. I personally, as a actor of my solitude, hate being uptight. Do we have to keep my character this way?

Hee hee hee. Sounds like what happened with Loretta Swit on M*A*S*H, not that I'm complaining too much.

I have one, too:
EPISODE: The Big Chese
SCENE: Cheese keeps screaming on the front porch

CREW MEMBER: Cheese freaking out, take one.
CHEESE: Freaking out? Starts screaming
CRAIG: Cut!
<A few minutes later...>
CREW MEMBER: Cheese freaking out, take forty-four.
CHEESE: Forty-four? Starts screaming. Groans from cast and crew
CRAIG: That's it! I can't take this anymore! Storms off

WiltsAKGirl17
04-10-2008, 02:31 PM
Sorry 'bout the double post.

EPISODE: Cheese a Go-Go
SCENE: Random scene of the gang sitting on the couch. Bloo walks in, very seriously.

BLOO: I have a message. Reads off of paper in his hand "Cheese's space craft was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in; there were no survivors."

CRAIG: Cut! Bloo-- what did I say about trying to kill off the other characters?!

BLOO: Don't shoot the messenger, Craig.

CRAIG: And Cheese isn't a space alien!

BLOO: Suuuuuure he isn't... ::)

This is a paraody of the very famous scene in the season three ending of M*A*S*H, where Lt. Col. Blake's [McLean Stevenson] plane was shot down as he was going home. Except for that last part I threw in at the last minute...

WiltsAKGirl17
06-17-2008, 08:14 PM
EPISODE: Cookie Dough
SCENE: Bloo just fired Eduardo and announces that break time is over.

Wilt: We weren't on break. We've worked six days straight.
Bloo: Then let's make it seven!
Wilt: Bloo, you're outta control!
Bloo: You're out of control! You're fired, too!
Coco: Cococococococococo!
Bloo: You're fired, too! You're all fired! F-i-r-d, fired! Now get out of here! Every one of you! Except you, Ovenie-- you're under contract.
Wilt: Walking out of the kitchen, grumbling We shoulda joined the Teamsters...

As the daughter of two very loyal union members (one of whom used to BE a Teamster 8D), after seeing Bloo running his cookie dough operation the way he did, I had to bring up the unions!

antgirl1
06-18-2008, 12:35 PM
*Phone Home: Scene where Wilt saves the Bone Friend*

TAKE 1

Wilt: *steps in* Sorry guys, but this bone's coming with me!
Dogs: Umm....'kay.
Craig: CUT!

TAKE 2

Wilt: *steps in* Sorry guys, but this bone's coming with me!
Dogs: Umm...'ka- I mean, GRRR!!
Craig: CUT!

TAKE 3

Wilt: *steps in* Sorry guys, but this bone's coming with me!
Dogs: GRRR!!
Wilt: *pulls out random steak* Fool your troubles!
Dogs: HOLY *beep* HOW'D YOU DO THAT
Wilt: I have MAGICAL MEAT POWERS! :D
Craig: *beep* CUT!

JessDemoness
08-13-2008, 12:33 PM
Uhm... I cant remember any episode names er such so Im just doing these on the fly.

Me: *Still building the set up above, when suddenly I fall onto sugar-crazy Mac*
Craig: CUT!!

Sugar-crazy Mac: SUGAR!! SUGAR!!
Bloo: Uhh... What was my line? ... *Headslap*
Craig: CUT!!

Lynnie
07-01-2009, 10:06 PM
I felt it was time to resurrect this thread. :bloogrin:

Episode- Squeeze the Day

Mac: All those stairs! And they're ours for the sliding! Hand me the cookie sheet.

*Bloo hands him the cookie sheet*

Craig: CUT!!

Mac: Uh, you were suppose to leave it at the bottom of the stairs.

*Bloo angrily grabs the cookie sheet back and starts heading back down the stairs with it*

Mac: Why don't you just slide it down?

Bloo: *puts the cookie sheet down, gets on and slides down* Whoooo hoooo hooooeeeee!!!

Mac and Craig: *facepalm*
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Episode- The Trouble with Scribbles

*Bloo reaches the "secret door*

Bloo: It's gloriou.... Wait, since when is the secret door the door to the men's room?"

*Bloo looks back sarcastically at the sign on the door saying "Men" rather than "Stay Out"*

*Off screen you can hear Wilt and Ed giggling*
---------------------------------

Episode- Camp keep a Good Mac Down

Madame F: A little dirt never got anyone dirty.

*just then a bird drops a little white treasure onto Mr. H's shoulder*

Madame F: *laughing* A little bird doo, on the other hand...

Mr. H: I dislike this with great intensity

Cassini90125
07-01-2009, 10:15 PM
I felt it was time to resurrect this thread. :bloogrin:

Episode- Squeeze the Day

Mac: All those stairs! And they're ours for the sliding! Hand me the cookie sheet.

*Bloo hands him the cookie sheet*

Craig: CUT!!

Mac: Uh, you were suppose to leave it at the bottom of the stairs.

*Bloo angrily grabs the cookie sheet back and starts heading back down the stairs with it*

Mac: Why don't you just slide it down?

Bloo: *puts the cookie sheet down, gets on and slides down* Whoooo hoooo hooooeeeee!!!

Mac and Craig: *facepalm*

8D Oh, that Blooregard. 8-)

Episode- The Trouble with Scribbles

*Bloo reaches the "secret door*

Bloo: It's gloriou.... Wait, since when is the secret door the door to the men's room?"

*Bloo looks back sarcastically at the sign on the door saying "Men" rather than "Stay Out"*

*Off screen you can hear Wilt and Ed giggling*

And once again, Craig is facepalming. 8D

Episode- Camp keep a Good Mac Down

Madame F: A little dirt never got anyone dirty.

*just then a bird drops a little white treasure onto Mr. H's shoulder*

Madame F: *laughing* A little bird doo, on the other hand...

Mr. H: I dislike this with great intensity

:lol:

Cassini is greatly amused. 8D :up:

KazooBloo
12-27-2016, 12:52 PM
Gonna read!