View Full Version : Stupid commercials?
Tonya
09-17-2006, 08:51 PM
What is the most stupid commercials you've ever seen? You can either post the most stupid or the most funny.
The most stupid commercials I've ever seen was that Smiling Bob commercial.
Then there's that one funny one where those Fruit of the Loom guys beat on drums, and the women in underwear are dancing to the beat of the drums. And the one yellow guy, I can't remember what fruit, but he's pounding on the drum really fast and the black guy dressed as a grape just looks at him. 8D
Six words: "Headon, apply directly to the forehead!"
Voxxyn
09-17-2006, 11:09 PM
I hate ringtone commercials. ALL OF THEM. Spyware for your TV. :frankiemad:
scary_dream
09-17-2006, 11:48 PM
I hate hate HATE those crappily-made commercials that advertise "Chat with singles, right through your cell phone! Just text the word "LOVE" to 11123 to hook up today!"
I would say I hate the Girls Gone Wild commercials, but I laugh too much at those to hate them. I could care less about the girls, but I crack up at how many Girls Gone Wild vehicles they have. GGW tour bus, GGW jet, GGW rocket, GGW battle tank, GGW segway, GGW unicycle...
Cassini90125
09-18-2006, 01:35 AM
When that woman appears from around the corner in that Honey Bunches Of Oats ad and yells, "ARE YOU HUNGRY?" I want to go after her with a crowbar. >:(
kaytea
09-18-2006, 04:46 AM
I want to kicks this kid in a place where it don't shine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSxoDOcra0I)
Cassini90125
09-18-2006, 07:11 AM
I want to kicks this kid in a place where it don't shine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSxoDOcra0I)
So do I. So do a lot of people. That pest has been lambasted all over the internet from what I've seen. Sheesh, he's annoying! :P
taranchula
09-18-2006, 10:58 AM
He actually tried to rhyme the words "Wait and Pirate".... good gravy! :wiltshock:
Voxxyn
09-18-2006, 11:06 AM
If there's one commercial I actually genuinely like, it's the Washington Mutual commercials. I find the stogdy bankers' antics quite funny, but that's just me.
SkittleMonkey
09-18-2006, 11:08 AM
You mean the Wamu commercials? Yeah, some of those are funny.
"Bring out the caviar!"
"YAAAY!"
I like the identity theft commercials where those people are speaking with someone else's voice.
"Silly Rabbit; Trix are for kids!"
That's getting so old. The kids really need to give the rabbit a bowl of the freakin' cereal already. I mean it's not like he's asking for world domination.
Cassini90125
09-18-2006, 02:31 PM
"Silly Rabbit; Trix are for kids!"
That's getting so old. The kids really need to give the rabbit a bowl of the freakin' cereal already. I mean it's not like he's asking for world domination.
He did get a bowl once, almost. He disguised himself very well, bought a box at some store, got it home, poured himself a bowl, and discovered that he was out of milk. On came the voiceover, asking, "Got milk?" I almost died laughing. :)
antgirl1
09-18-2006, 04:02 PM
He did get a bowl once, almost. He disguised himself very well, bought a box at some store, got it home, poured himself a bowl, and discovered that he was out of milk. On came the voiceover, asking, "Got milk?" I almost died laughing. :)
Awww.....I never saw that...
Cassini90125
09-18-2006, 04:20 PM
I only saw it once. I tried leaving the VCR on for long stretches to catch it, but it never aired again. Too bad, it was a classic.
BlooCheese
09-18-2006, 05:48 PM
I like the identity theft commercials where those people are speaking with someone else's voice.
Ah! I like those too!
I also like that one Got Milk? commercial that portrays this really sad-looking family. All of a sudden, Pillsbury Doughboy pops out and says something like, "Woohoo! Who wants cookies?!" And this celebratory music starts playing and the family's all happy, but all of a sudden, the mother (or was it the grandma?) comes out of the kitchen and says, "There's no more milk!" And then there's this stunned silence and Pillsbury Doughboy's jaw drops and he looks shocked. I can't describe it very well...You have to see it in order to fully appreciate it.
scary_dream
09-19-2006, 12:32 AM
I love the Skittles commercial with the creepy singing rabbit!
kaytea
09-19-2006, 01:13 AM
I like the cellphone comercial when the mother and daughter are yelling at each other like their fighting but their saying kind things XD
omg this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=1nXmLdCAtG8)one is great
HappyFoppy
09-19-2006, 03:28 AM
I want to kicks this kid in a place where it don't shine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSxoDOcra0I)
Here's your chance! (http://weebls-stuff.com/toons/frosty)
(YAY! I'm SETTLING IN NOW!)
Matchsticks
09-19-2006, 01:19 PM
I hate the American Fanta commercials with those girls singing. I want to drown them in their own soda.
But I do like the Japanese commercials
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbjVgWhRpX8
Here's your chance! (http://weebls-stuff.com/toons/frosty)
That was...hilarious.
Tonya
09-19-2006, 01:48 PM
I like that one identity theft commercial that has the guy sitting in the chair with a beer, with a girls voice, and he's all...."So, I was at the mall and I saw this leather boostiay, and I was like oh my gosh, I just have to have it!", or something like that.
And I feel like running over one of those Girls whose Gone Wild with their GGW van.
Has anyone seen that commercial on CN? It's all animated, where the little girl gets Eggo waffles or something, and the dad somehow gets dragged out the window. Anyway, the music on there reminds me a lot of Foster's.
Cassini90125
09-19-2006, 03:18 PM
I hate the American Fanta commercials with those girls singing. I want to drown them in their own soda.
But I do like the Japanese commercials
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbjVgWhRpX8
The American version gets shown in theaters in Surround Sound now and then. It's incredibly annoying. Drown the girls and feed the writers to the wolverines. :P
koosie
09-19-2006, 03:47 PM
Do you have Coco-Pops breakfast cereal in the US? They've been running a series of adverts based on this crummy cartoon monkey character (sadly called Coco) for about 20 years but ran out of rhyming couplets for jingles about Coco, his jungle friends and his crocodile enemies about 19 years ago and these days they'll just throw anything in regardless of whether it rhymes or makes any sense at all.
Sometimes desparation is cute. I like Coco-Pops.
Cassini90125
09-19-2006, 03:57 PM
We've got Cocoa-Puffs and that stupid loud bird, whom I'd love to see our Coco beat the crap out of. Fanart, anyone? ;)
kageri
09-19-2006, 04:07 PM
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/frosties.asp
I like that Skittles commercial where there are these teenagers sitting on a rainbow and when the one kid questions its existence, he falls through it.
On Adult Swim there's this commercial for Robot Chicken (narrated in the traditional deep gravelly voice, of course), and it's like:
"In the light of a dim pale blue dawn, you've waited...
But now that thing you've been waiting for the happening of is here...
....to bring the waitingness....
....to an endingness."
It's amusing.
Tonya
09-19-2006, 06:32 PM
One on CN I like is that one that comes on at about 6:30 am. It's the one with the rapping fork, plate, and spoon. I have to stop and watch it everytime, it's rather amusing.
"Now, now eat it! Now, now eat it!"
"Chew it up! Chew, chew, chew it up!".
Matchsticks
09-19-2006, 06:37 PM
The American version gets shown in theaters in Surround Sound now and then. It's incredibly annoying. Drown the girls and feed the writers to the wolverines. :P
I know and I hate it. It is like I just finished watching a cute/funny Fandango commercial and then it is all like
"FANTA, FANTA, I KNOW YOU WANTA, LOLLLERZ!!!1!" and then I want to scream 'Kill it with tire!' Blargh.
SkittleMonkey
09-19-2006, 07:45 PM
One on CN I like is that one that comes on at about 6:30 am. It's the one with the rapping fork, plate, and spoon. I have to stop and watch it everytime, it's rather amusing.
"Now, now eat it! Now, now eat it!"
"Chew it up! Chew, chew, chew it up!".
What's the time?! It's breakfast time! What's the time?! It's breakfast time!
What's the time?! It's breakfast time!
Come and get yo breakfast on!!!
Now, eat it! Uh-uh-eat it!
Now, chew it up! Ch-ch-chew it up!
You know it's weird that you say you saw it on CN, because whenever I see it, it's on Nickelodeon. It came on all the time, almost to the point where I could list all the breakfast foods they named off, but the one I remember the most is, "Cereal and milk! Cereal and milk!".
HappyFoppy
09-19-2006, 10:24 PM
"Cereal and milk! Cereal and milk!"
I lIKe CerEaL. I LIKE (choKLIT) MILK!
Yeah, I had to say that ;)
zwiebel
09-20-2006, 09:10 AM
My favorite commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oBTQv3lXV4
:D
HappyFoppy
09-20-2006, 09:46 AM
Oh cool, I've seen that commercial once.
It's kinda fun unless you turn up the volume of your tv :/
kaytea
09-20-2006, 01:26 PM
My favorite commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oBTQv3lXV4
:D
*sniff* shes/he is so beautifull
kageri
09-20-2006, 04:47 PM
You know it's weird that you say you saw it on CN, because whenever I see it, it's on Nickelodeon.
Me too. The plate makes me want to kill, but the commercial is hilarious. KEEPS YOU GOIN' ALL DAY LONG!!!!!!!1!!!11
KEEPS YOU GOIN' ALL DAY LONG!!!!!!!1!!!11
Now chew it up! C-C-HEW IT UP!!1!
scary_dream
09-20-2006, 09:05 PM
I know everyone hates them, but I'm guilty as charged for liking the Fanta commercials. :-[
kageri
09-25-2006, 12:42 PM
I love this one, but my mom thinks it's annoying. 8)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6nDyeV0i6w
lucyrocks73
09-25-2006, 06:53 PM
I'm a Dr Pepper addict. If you ever need the history of it, just PM me and I can give you a detailed response.
My favorite commercial is from last year. It's a Dr Pepper commercial, and it's got Meatloaf singing that "I'd Do Anything for Love but I won't do that" song in the background... It's got the guy who buys tampons and goes bra shopping with his girlfriend, but when she wants a sip of his Dr Pepper, he dumps her.
I have a buddy icon for IM that says that...
My least favorite commercial is the one with the Pop Tarts and the freaky music where they all get frozen. I started a thread about it a while back here because it freaked me out so much:
http://www.fosters-home.com/forum/showthread.php?t=211
And the stupid "Head-On" commercail annoys the crap out of me.
-Marty 8-)
And the stupid "Head-On" commercail annoys the crap out of me.
It annoys the crap out of allof us, Marty. :(
SkittleMonkey
09-26-2006, 12:26 PM
I love this one, but my mom thinks it's annoying. 8)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6nDyeV0i6w
You know, I'm an obsessive Skittle-eater, and yet I have never seen that commercial. That song the rabbit was singing is what made it so hilarious!!!8D
kaytea
09-26-2006, 04:32 PM
I love this one, but my mom thinks it's annoying. 8)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6nDyeV0i6w
he should audition for american Idol he'd so win D=\
speaking of of skittle comercials heres my fave one its so funny but stupid
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fnKjCM_SAZw
Im also a fan of the burgerking comercials
Voxxyn
09-26-2006, 04:34 PM
You know what I REALLY ABSOLUTELY FREAKING HATE? CGI-animated commercials that could've easily been done on live-action. McDonalds and Tinactin are both guilty of this, and I recall seeing more.
Thornwhistle
09-26-2006, 09:30 PM
Im also a fan of the burgerking comercials
I'm so glad you said that. As a future employee,I support Burger King all the way. :D
Tonya
09-27-2006, 03:01 PM
About the fork, plate, and spoon commercial. Mabe you're right, mabe it was on Nick. I either have on Nick or CN while getting ready for school. Yeah actually the more I think about t, I this it IS Nick. My bad. ....I think the fork is kinda cute, but that's a WHOLE nother topic so we'll move on shall we?
You wanna know WHO annoys me soooo bad? RONALD MCDONALD. AAH! Oh man does he get on my nerves.
Kzinistzerg
09-27-2006, 05:06 PM
Most commericals bother me, adn any I see more than twice annoy me intensely. There are, however, some hilarious ones.
SkittleMonkey
09-27-2006, 06:35 PM
I like the one with the talking orangutan that says "I'm hungry." at the end of the commercial. I also like the one Geico commercial with that commercial narrator explaining the car accident for that lady.
"PAYBACK. THIS TIME, IT'S FOR REAL."
YuckieDuck
09-28-2006, 09:41 AM
I hate the American Fanta commercials with those girls singing. I want to drown them in their own soda.
I don't actually remember any Fanta commercials, but this is how soft drink commercials should be done:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3752276726316463564 (I actually remember this from when I was five! :))
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4233551627843256376 (I have never seen this before, but it is a masterpiece.)
SkittleMonkey
09-28-2006, 10:36 AM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4233551627843256376 (I have never seen this before, but it is a masterpiece.)
Oh, gosh. I soo remember this one! "MOOOM!!!"
kaytea
09-28-2006, 11:23 AM
holy crapology I remember that =D
Cassini90125
09-28-2006, 12:29 PM
I'd forgotten all about that classic. Thanks! :D
One Radical Dude
09-28-2006, 12:38 PM
Ernie the Klepto - Starburst (http://youtube.com/watch?v=PlBxHhL2lQc)
8D At first, I thought Steve Buscemi was in this ad, only to learn that it was some other guy that did the Klepto.
lucyrocks73
09-28-2006, 12:47 PM
Ha.
I was watching Family Feud in my study hall today (because my Honors English teacher rocks), and the HeadOn commercial came on. Except it was different, because at the end, this freaky looking woman comes out and says, "I hate your commercial, but I LOVE your product!"
Okay then... Here's one similar to it (although the chick in the commercial I saw was a brunette).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Va7xEhUznE
-Marty 8-)
Tonya
10-01-2006, 12:19 PM
Anyone seen that commercial where a guy has a singing rabbit, and then he gives the rabbit to another guy, and then the guy goes places with the rabbit, and then he stands in front of the window, with the singing rabbit, watching the guy who gave it to him, then the rabbit bites the guy and runs away, still singing. Then it advertises Skittles.
I mean, what was that all about?
Cassini90125
10-01-2006, 12:28 PM
Anyone seen that commercial where a guy has a singing rabbit, and then he gives the rabbit to another guy, and then the guy goes places with the rabbit, and then he stands in front of the window, with the singing rabbit, watching the guy who gave it to him, then the rabbit bites the guy and runs away, still singing. Then it advertises Skittles.
I mean, what was that all about?
I think this is the one you mean, right?
I love this one, but my mom thinks it's annoying. 8)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6nDyeV0i6w
Weird, but amusing. :)
kaytea
10-01-2006, 12:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLBrswIju1Y&mode=related&search=
not a commercial but still I wanted to show it to you guyz
Kippixel
10-02-2006, 10:12 PM
I've seen FAR too many stupid commercials to list here. I'll start with the beer ones... xP
Sparky
10-02-2006, 11:05 PM
It's not "stupid" but there's a commercial for a soft teeth guard, for people who grind their teeth in their sleep, that plays on every stinking break on the Discovery Health Channel right now that drives me crazy. I can never get to the mute button on time. It's got this HORRIBLE teeth-grinding sound in it, it travels up and down my spine. :P
SkittleMonkey
10-03-2006, 04:15 AM
Really? It doesn't even sound like teeth grinding to me. I actually like the sound.
Voxxyn
10-03-2006, 07:29 AM
I can't believe I completely forgot about this one until now: VONAGE COMMERCIALS.
I abso-freaking-lutely HATE the "whoo-hoo". Unfortunately, their more recent commercials have been using a different format, so that they can catch me off-guard with the "whoo-hoo" before I get to the mute button. :frankiemad:
Cassini90125
10-03-2006, 07:41 AM
Bleh. Vonage is why the mute button was invented. That and those really annoying people on the "Honey Bunches Of Oats" ads. :P
scary_dream
10-03-2006, 10:47 AM
Oh man those Honey Bunches of Oats commercials get to me because they YELL at you to buy the freakin' cereal! It's almost as bad as that Oxy Clean guy that shouts everything. Whoever said that screaming at potential customers was a good marketing idea should have their heads checked.
Cassini90125
10-03-2006, 10:56 AM
Tell me about it. "ARE YOU HUNGRY??" Not anymore, ya cow! And Billy Mays and his Oxy Clean, give a tire iron and 5 minutes alone with him, no judge on the planet will blame me. But the people who came up with these screamers shouldn't have their heads examined, they should be lobotomized.
Voxxyn
10-04-2006, 10:27 PM
What gets me about Oxi Clean isn't Billy Mays. It's that one commercial where they show UP-CLOSE-AND-PERSONAL images of extremely dirty toilets REPEATEDLY, as if the cameraman had a sick fetish of it.
And I can't stand the "Honey Bunches of Oats" commercials because the people in it act in a very pompous way and treat their cereal as if it were the greatest thing ever invented.
SkittleMonkey
10-05-2006, 01:12 PM
And I can't stand the "Honey Bunches of Oats" commercials because the people in it act in a very pompous way and treat their cereal as if it were the greatest thing ever invented.
Well, don't most cereal commercials do that? I, personally, like the Honey Bunches of Oats commercials. I also like the cereal. I think it's EXTREMELY delicious. Take that, HBO haters!!! HBO... Haha, I kill myself... XD
Mr. Marshmallow
10-05-2006, 07:42 PM
The only commercial that has REALLY pushed my buttons lately is that stupidly, annoying GAP commercial with Audrey Hepburn dancing around in that black body suit. It has seriously been BEATEN to death over and over again.
I'm sick of the song, sick of her lines from the clip, and just sick of it in general. I fail to even remotely comprehend how this ad is going to make me want to buy clothes from that store.
SkittleMonkey
10-05-2006, 07:47 PM
I haven't been watching tv that much lately, so I haven't seen that commercial. By the sounds of it, I should think I don't want to see it, correct?
Mr. Marshmallow
10-05-2006, 07:57 PM
Correct.
Audrey says these lines from a movie or show, I can't tell where it's from but then she dances and the music comes on.
And it just is really stupid, it's the most offtrack commercial I've seen. No clothes connection even in the slightest sense.
But odds are judging by it's unfortunate popularity and constant replays, you'll end up seeing it whether you want to or not.
SkittleMonkey
10-05-2006, 08:13 PM
Well then, maybe I should just avoid TV. I need to stop being lazy anyway. XP
Cassini90125
10-05-2006, 08:24 PM
Well then, maybe I should just avoid TV. I need to stop being lazy anyway. XP
There's always the Great Outdoors. :)
SkittleMonkey
10-05-2006, 08:31 PM
There's always the Great Outdoors. :)
Yes... I can remember, now... It's... It's all coming back to me... *hallellujiah music starts playing as I look out my window*
Tonya
10-08-2006, 05:49 PM
I like the Aubrey Hepburn commercial. I like the music and the dancing, it's cool. But then of course, I haven't seen it as much as you say you have Marshmallow. And those Ronald McDonald commercials makes me feel like shoving the Happy Meal up Ronalds you-know-what! OHHH GODDD! I hate that clown. Haaaaate.
BlooCheese
10-08-2006, 05:54 PM
I share your dislike for Ronald McDonald. I truly do.
kageri
10-08-2006, 05:56 PM
http://www.ihateclowns.com
BlooCheese
10-08-2006, 05:59 PM
Wow...an entire website devoted to anti-clownism.
Cassini90125
10-08-2006, 06:04 PM
http://www.ihateclowns.com
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I love it! :) :D ;D
Invader Bloo
10-08-2006, 06:50 PM
Anyone seen that commercial where a guy has a singing rabbit, and then he gives the rabbit to another guy, and then the guy goes places with the rabbit, and then he stands in front of the window, with the singing rabbit, watching the guy who gave it to him, then the rabbit bites the guy and runs away, still singing. Then it advertises Skittles.
I mean, what was that all about?
I agree, it's annoying because it aired each commercal break today during Foster's. ::) It also aired alot in a couple other shows.
Mr. Marshmallow
10-08-2006, 07:19 PM
I REALLY hated those stupid Taco Bell commercials where they just shout "I'm Full" for like 20 minutes.
I mean, that was just utterly pointless. Who the hell wants to see a bunch of random guys and girls screaming "I'm full"?
Why would that make me want to buy Taco Bell?
Cassini90125
10-08-2006, 07:23 PM
At least they're not using that irritating little dog. Remember that series? I'm not even sure if it was a dog or just a large rat. :P
SkittleMonkey
10-08-2006, 07:25 PM
Have you ever seen the full commercial where that guy is at that costume party?
"What are you supposed to be?"
"I'm full!"
"Oh... I'm a pirate."
Invader Bloo
10-08-2006, 07:32 PM
I liked the Taco Bell Chihuha or whatever you spell it. The "I'M FULL!"are annoying & would only be funny in Zim, if Zim yelled it.
GrimTheLost
10-08-2006, 08:12 PM
At least they're not using that irritating little dog. Remember that series? I'm not even sure if it was a dog or just a large rat. :P
I actually liked the Chihuahua. It was the owners of Taco Bell's pet. I really like most comercials... that must be just me. I even memorized the Snickers song.
BlooCheese
10-08-2006, 08:26 PM
I've forgotten. Did Del Taco copy Taco Bell's Chihuahua or something?
I don't get to see a lot of Taco Bell commericals because there aren't any Taco Bells where I live, just Del Tacos.
hottoepicker
10-12-2006, 07:56 PM
those 'head on' commercials for that spot treatment for headaches....so repetative and lame!!!
BlooCheese
10-14-2006, 06:31 PM
Speaking of HeadOn, has anyone seen the new commercials where the voice says "HeadOn, apply directly to forehead. HeadOn, apply dir-" and then some person comes out and says in a whiny voice, "HeadOn, apply directly to forehead, HeadOn apply...I HATE YOUR COMMERICIALS. BUT YOUR PRODUCT IS AWESOME!"? (They might not be new. I just might be behind the times.)
Voxxyn
11-17-2006, 11:42 AM
The Gears of War(for the Xbox 360) commercial set to "Mad World" by Gary Jules has now become one of my favorite commercials ever... so weird, yet brilliant.
fosterman
11-17-2006, 11:54 AM
that head on one is so dumb :terrence:
taranchula
11-17-2006, 08:08 PM
The Gears of War(for the Xbox 360) commercial set to "Mad World" by Gary Jules has now become one of my favorite commercials ever... so weird, yet brilliant.
It's even better when you see it on the big screen, I don't own an X-Box360 but seeing such an awesome ad in such a manner almost made me go out and buy one.
fosterman
11-19-2006, 04:14 PM
this is my fav commercial http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7524782140170280853&q=vw+rabbit
Ricky Fieldmouse
11-25-2006, 09:02 PM
IMO, I think the new HeadOn commercials are more annoying than the old ones.
some guy you dont know
11-25-2006, 09:54 PM
what commericals do i hate? well, all of them.
1: the ones that advertise. i just ignore them and wait for my show to come on. i wish i had tivo so i wouldnt worry about that.
2: ones that advertise shows ON THE SAME CHANELL AS THEY ARE SHOWN that annoys me. if i feel like watching it, ill watch it. i dont need you to tell me to watch it.
3: the headon commerical. i swear i will hunt down and murder the guys who came up with that
4: any commerical that tells you about how to hook up with other people. espicially over the phone. if you dont know them before you pay 99 cents to talk to them, its not worth the wasted 99 cents.
5: anything involving political stuff. Im too young to vote, and i hate the thought of voting for people i dont personally know. so ill pass.
6: thats all, i ran out of things to rant about in commericals.
The bloo
11-27-2006, 12:52 PM
I hate the guy gone wild comemrcials and the girl gone wild commercials
I hate the guy gone wild comemrcials and the girl gone wild commercials
Very much agreed. :-/
Mr. Marshmallow
12-02-2006, 03:54 PM
I hate that stupid new pizza hit commercial where the guys gets the pizzas and screams out to his wife:
"Honey, the pizza guy screwed up again, I got 5 pizzas for 5 bucks"
Or something along those lines. But seriously, is this crap supposed to be funny? It's just plain stupid.
BlooCheese
12-02-2006, 04:26 PM
I hate that stupid new pizza hit commercial where the guys gets the pizzas and screams out to his wife:
"Honey, the pizza guy screwed up again, I got 5 pizzas for 5 bucks"
Or something along those lines. But seriously, is this crap supposed to be funny? It's just plain stupid.
And then he does that little twirly thing and laughs sort of like "A-ha-ha-hee-hee-yeah!"
I don't get it.
Mr. Marshmallow
12-03-2006, 12:02 PM
There are 2 kinds of commericals that REALLY REALLY piss me off. One is when they have like 2 different products like Pepsi and Coca cola on the same commercial, and they have to compare saying "we do this better" which is another way of saying "SCREW cola drink pepsi".
:terrence: I hate that. I know it's commercials job to get you to buy stuff, but it just comes off as rude to me to bash another product that I may or may not like. The second one is commercials that have people doing something incredibly stupid that you KNOW they would never do in RL.
Like those god awful Comcast commercials where the guy climbs up on his roof top during a thunder storm to bash his satellite dish with a baseball bat to get good reception? WHO THE HELL DOES THAT? Come on, no one is that desperate to watch cable for god's sakes. I use Comcast myself but still, it's just idiotic.
Cassini90125
12-03-2006, 01:01 PM
Like those god awful Comcast commercials where the guy climbs up on his roof top during a thunder storm to bash his satellite dish with a baseball bat to get good reception? WHO THE HELL DOES THAT? Come on, no one is that desperate to watch cable for god's sakes. I use Comcast myself but still, it's just idiotic.
Well, maybe for the Super Bowl or the hypothetical Frankie movie, but yeah, it's moronic. I have Comcast out here, too, so I know what you're talking about. :P
LaBlooGirl
12-04-2006, 05:50 PM
I want to kicks this kid in a place where it don't shine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSxoDOcra0I)
That was the funniest thing EVER.
And watching him get hit by a train was even MORE funny!
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Jabberwocky
12-04-2006, 06:02 PM
My all-time favorite commercial is the one where the guy and the girl are sitting in a boat. They notice it's leaking but never fear, the girl had a big package of tampons in her purse! They are strong enough to... :herriman:
However.
1. Commercial last year with the puppies where the people are bringing them over to another puppy's house and that puppy is like "cous! The gang's all here!" and it's like christmas or something and then it cuts to a PILE OF TOILET PAPER. How is that in any way related to TOILET PAPER?!
2. IZOD. What the jingo? The girl and the mountain and the boat and I'm sitting there thinking, okay, what exactly IS an izod? I don't get it. :terrence:
3. Ron Livingston. AHHHHH HE'S EVERYWHERE.
Oh. And of course: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhfcdqMTtU4
Ricky Fieldmouse
12-06-2006, 01:23 PM
Those PS3 commercials. They make it look like it has a mind of its own, but in reality...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjAeKMyxt3I
fosterman
12-08-2006, 08:47 AM
i like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy6hGniuqQ0 but its a 80s bump for mtv but i like it
Like those god awful Comcast commercials where the guy climbs up on his roof top during a thunder storm to bash his satellite dish with a baseball bat to get good reception? WHO THE HELL DOES THAT? Come on, no one is that desperate to watch cable for god's sakes. I use Comcast myself but still, it's just idiotic.
I agree, those Comcast commericals are just plain damn STUPID.
I also hated the Comcast commerical where the Happy Feet penguins teach some little girl how to dance like them. Very annoying IMHO. >:(
Cassini90125
12-11-2006, 07:35 PM
The latest horror I've seen is a new commercial for Afrin nasal spray, which features a pair of what I can only describe as "Boogeroids". Totally gross. :P
I extremely hate those MIR commericals. They all feature some little girl who talks in a monotone voice about HD TVs.
SkittleMonkey
12-14-2006, 10:29 AM
What, you mean like that one where that little girl is standing next to that elephant in the field of flowers? I thought those were hilarious!
"It's the mirrors..."
fosters home fan
12-14-2006, 02:54 PM
Since there's a LOT of commercials that annoy me, I made a list of the commercials ( I will describe ones that have not been talked about much)
Head-on (even the new version)>:(
Any (new) TOON DISNEY ad annoys me to no end:frankiemad:
any hot wheels,bratz,barbie,MATTEL brand toy commercials.GACK! :P
there's my list , I hope I didn't make any spam.
Tonya
12-14-2006, 04:44 PM
Nope, not spam to me.
Anyone ever seen the Baby's Buttpaste commercial? I laugh every time they say Buttpaste-immature, I know.
Partymember
12-15-2006, 07:27 PM
those commercials where the little kid will start talking about how awesome "clean" coal is...makes...me...angry!
BabyElephant
12-16-2006, 12:07 AM
There's this commercial for BMW that shows 2 little kids opening their presents on Christmas morn and screaming with glee. And screaming. And screaming. It literally sets my teeth on edge. :terrence:
There's this commercial for BMW that shows 2 little kids opening their presents on Christmas morn and screaming with glee. And screaming. And screaming. It literally sets my teeth on edge. :terrence:
It's based on Nintendo 64 Kid (http://youtube.com/watch?v=RgTaK1h-5Gc).
creamz06
12-28-2006, 12:04 AM
I have always hated that HeadOn commercial...
"HeadOn Apply Directly to your forehead! HeadOn Apply... HeadON I CAN'T STAND your commercial but your product is amazing."
I saw HeadOn at our grocery store. :wiltshock:
Jeez, what if someone had a headache and used HeadOn... but nothing happens? What if his/her headache didn't go away? 8D That'd be hilarious if that person went onto the commercial saying that the product didn't work.
fosters home fan
12-28-2006, 07:08 AM
Just found more stupid commercials. On Nickelodeon/CN there's this stupid commercial called Turkey legz and MAN is it stupid! (just watch it & you will see) And then it's followed by GRAVY!(it's also stupid)
creamz06
12-28-2006, 11:10 AM
Just found more stupid commercials. On Nickelodeon/CN there's this stupid commercial called Turkey legz and MAN is it stupid! (just watch it & you will see) And then it's followed by GRAVY!(it's also stupid)
I don't even like that commercial... it just doesn't make any sense...
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