A panda walks into a restaurant, grabs a meal and eats it. After he finishes, he grabs a gun and starts blasting the place. He then slips into the night.
The detectives working on the case catch the panda and begin questioning him. The panda answers no questions and simply returns them with a blank panda stare.
Finally, after seven grueling hours of interrogation, the panda rolls his eyes and says "Look me up in the dictionary you stupid cops".
The detectives grab a dictionary, read through the 'P's and find panda.
Panda (pan-dah). Woolly bear-like mammal known for its black and white markings. Eats chutes and leaves.
The detectives working on the case catch the panda and begin questioning him. The panda answers no questions and simply returns them with a blank panda stare.
Finally, after seven grueling hours of interrogation, the panda rolls his eyes and says "Look me up in the dictionary you stupid cops".
The detectives grab a dictionary, read through the 'P's and find panda.
Panda (pan-dah). Woolly bear-like mammal known for its black and white markings. Eats chutes and leaves.
