Being undead, vampires cannot reproduce. It the lasest Twi-tard movie, apparently Edward Cullen fathers a child. Therefore, regardless of what that stupid b**** Stephanie Meyer says or what the fantards believe, Ed Cullen and the rest of the sissy boys are not vampires but are in fact living things. I say we test this by infecting the lot of them with AIDS, diptheria, measles, anthrax, the Plague, and malaria, and observing the effects from a safe distance. 
