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The real fun comes from everybody else's reactions if I win. My real friends will be happy for me, my pretend friends will be wondering what they'll get, my not-friends will be jealous and annoyed, and my enemies will be scared out of their minds.
"Frankie! That weird kid is using a flower pot for a cup!"
