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Mac-a-lacka · 04-30-2008, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Partymember

yeah bro i think that pretty much takes the prize for lamest cuts

What about grass cuts?

Partymember · 04-30-2008, 01:55 PM

hmm... yeah thats pretty funny

Mac-a-lacka · 04-30-2008, 01:58 PM

I once got a paper cut while reading a book.

So I decided to stand instead.

Frankie_4_Prez · 05-01-2008, 08:45 AM

Not always terribly embarrassing, but I've injured myself way too many times in the kitchen: burned by hot soup, splattering oil, accidentally touching the hot oven rack, cut by a handheld vegetable slicer, minor knife cuts, and worst of them all, cut by a tiny piece of egg shell while cracking one. No idea how that happened. Out of the hundreds of eggs I cracked in my life, that one had to try to even the score with me.

Mac-a-lacka · 05-01-2008, 08:58 AM

A horse trainer I knew had a thumb that was bit by a horse.
The embarrassing thing is now she barely has a thumb.

Howard · 05-03-2008, 03:03 PM

It just happened to me today (and it has never happened before). I pulled away from my favorite sub sandwich place, and saw a cup and punch rain down on my car. I left my punch on top of the roof. Being 90 degrees and climbing today, the stuff dried to a sticky mess. I went to my favorite car wash, and fixed the problem.

I am sure that it was both entertaining and funny to the young crowd hanging outside the sub shop.

scary_dream · 05-06-2008, 01:51 AM

Lol speaking of things on cars...

I was a bit embarrassed trying to explain this on my car before I could get to the car wash, but it wasn't my fault!

I was driving home late one night when I came to a part of the road that required me to drive under an overpass. When I went under, a heard a "DOOF" on the top of my car. I wondered what it was, but since it was a long drive and pretty late, when I got home, I didn't even think about it again.

I woke up the next morning to a smelly brown smear on the top of my car. Someone had thrown POO at my car from the overpass!!! It was disgusting, and to make matters worse, it smelled so bad I didn't want to hand-wash it off or even use the power sprayer, so I went through the automatic and the guy at the car wash tried to spray it off for me. I ended up having to go through twice to get all of it off!

It's funny now when I think about it, but seriously... what were these people, primates? They were flinging poo at people!!!

Partymember · 05-06-2008, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by scary_dream

Lol speaking of things on cars...

I was a bit embarrassed trying to explain this on my car before I could get to the car wash, but it wasn't my fault!

I was driving home late one night when I came to a part of the road that required me to drive under an overpass. When I went under, a heard a "DOOF" on the top of my car. I wondered what it was, but since it was a long drive and pretty late, when I got home, I didn't even think about it again.

I woke up the next morning to a smelly brown smear on the top of my car. Someone had thrown POO at my car from the overpass!!! It was disgusting, and to make matters worse, it smelled so bad I didn't want to hand-wash it off or even use the power sprayer, so I went through the automatic and the guy at the car wash tried to spray it off for me. I ended up having to go through twice to get all of it off!

It's funny now when I think about it, but seriously... what were these people, primates? They were flinging poo at people!!!

ROFL... just be glad it wasn't a lawnchair. I've got a bro going to jail for that

Frankie_4_Prez · 05-06-2008, 11:09 AM

Talk about having a crappy day

Cassini90125 · 05-06-2008, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by scary_dream

It's funny now when I think about it, but seriously... what were these people, primates? They were flinging poo at people!!!

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Originally Posted by Frankie_4_Prez

Talk about having a crappy day

Thank you both for that.

04-30-2008, 01:55 PM	#42
Partymember super-scientist GO TEAM VENTURE! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Lake George Posts: 1,500	hmm... yeah thats pretty funny __________________ Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?

04-30-2008, 01:58 PM	#43
Mac-a-lacka Equus Reptilicus Lance Armstrong, eat your heart out. Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Tenino, Washington. Posts: 699	I once got a paper cut while reading a book. So I decided to stand instead. __________________ "Mac-a-lacka, so glad you could make it."

05-01-2008, 08:45 AM	#44
Frankie_4_Prez At Home Frankie encourages you to READ! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New York, NY Posts: 203	Not always terribly embarrassing, but I've injured myself way too many times in the kitchen: burned by hot soup, splattering oil, accidentally touching the hot oven rack, cut by a handheld vegetable slicer, minor knife cuts, and worst of them all, cut by a tiny piece of egg shell while cracking one. No idea how that happened. Out of the hundreds of eggs I cracked in my life, that one had to try to even the score with me. __________________ Give us your tired, your poor Imaginary Friends with no beds but the floor...

05-01-2008, 08:58 AM	#45
Mac-a-lacka Equus Reptilicus Lance Armstrong, eat your heart out. Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Tenino, Washington. Posts: 699	A horse trainer I knew had a thumb that was bit by a horse. The embarrassing thing is now she barely has a thumb. __________________ "Mac-a-lacka, so glad you could make it." Last edited by Mac-a-lacka; 05-01-2008 at 09:01 AM.

05-06-2008, 01:51 AM	#47
scary_dream Ol' Grandpa Trout Now in radio-flavored. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Jefferton Posts: 680	Lol speaking of things on cars... I was a bit embarrassed trying to explain this on my car before I could get to the car wash, but it wasn't my fault! I was driving home late one night when I came to a part of the road that required me to drive under an overpass. When I went under, a heard a "DOOF" on the top of my car. I wondered what it was, but since it was a long drive and pretty late, when I got home, I didn't even think about it again. I woke up the next morning to a smelly brown smear on the top of my car. Someone had thrown POO at my car from the overpass!!! It was disgusting, and to make matters worse, it smelled so bad I didn't want to hand-wash it off or even use the power sprayer, so I went through the automatic and the guy at the car wash tried to spray it off for me. I ended up having to go through twice to get all of it off! It's funny now when I think about it, but seriously... what were these people, primates? They were flinging poo at people!!! __________________ Ultra-Intergalactic-Cybot G, Marina Liteyears. Her knife kick will punish you!

05-03-2008, 03:03 PM	#46
Howard Desert Rat Only the best! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: AZ desert Posts: 1,356	It just happened to me today (and it has never happened before). I pulled away from my favorite sub sandwich place, and saw a cup and punch rain down on my car. I left my punch on top of the roof. Being 90 degrees and climbing today, the stuff dried to a sticky mess. I went to my favorite car wash, and fixed the problem. I am sure that it was both entertaining and funny to the young crowd hanging outside the sub shop.

05-06-2008, 11:09 AM	#49
Frankie_4_Prez At Home Frankie encourages you to READ! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New York, NY Posts: 203	Talk about having a crappy day __________________ Give us your tired, your poor Imaginary Friends with no beds but the floor...