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Ditchy McAbandonpants · 05-18-2008, 04:55 PM

You know, I'm going to go against the grain here, and say that I wholeheartedly agree with this anonymous kook. The only reason we're criticizing him is because we know he's right; he's right about Sparky, about Foster's, about us all. What lies we've been living! What a sham it's all been!

Thank goodness, then, for "videowhammer", who has opened my eyes with his wise and utterly unsought counsel. His blunt retort, incorrectly punctuated and partially censored though it was, managed to convey more truth in its concise eleven-word, fifteen-syllable length than most men express in a lifetime; thanks to this flash of clarity from an anonymous source who no-one either knows or respects, I now feel that I can comfortably renounce my childish ways and go on to live as rich and full a life as "videowhammer" undoubtedly does. Farewell, my friends; I hope that you can one day find the peace that I have.

Hallelujah!

Ub3rD4n · 05-19-2008, 07:05 PM

"By the way, that last sentence was in MASSIVE sarcasm quotes"
-GLaDOS, Portal

Whoops, is this not the quote thread? How do I keep doing that?

Sparky · 05-13-2009, 12:04 PM

Haven't updated this thread in a while, I don't always post everything that comes up. But I got a LOLWHUT for you guys now...this Terrence fan over on DA was first fawning over me and telling me how great I was and how great my gallery was, then she started talking about Terrence's private parts after I was talking to her about joining the forum. I then told her, with no nasty language or anything, that I didn't want her on the forum any more. She went INSANE. She covered my profile page with profanity n English and Spanish and then she went to one of my Terrence drawings and told me how much better she can draw him than me. She may be posting stuff about me elsewhere too (this type usually does).

LOLWHUT. I reported her to DA staff but who knows if they'll do anything. Thanks for making us Terrence fans look like jackasses, crazy person!

(Beware her gallery, I think there's porn in there.)

antgirl1 · 05-13-2009, 02:11 PM

Serious LOLWUT going on there. I think she might have some sort of problem.

Sparky · 05-13-2009, 02:31 PM

She's posted more comments. I think someone needs a nap.

Cassini90125 · 05-13-2009, 04:42 PM

A little thorazine wouldn't hurt, either.

Sparky · 07-29-2009, 04:03 PM

The previously-mentioned person has since apologised, made her own Terrence doll, and thinks I'm an awesome person now. I'm glad she doesn't hate me anymore, but that kind of thing hurts my brain.

So anyways, PeterFoster111 was banned for being a immature bossyboots, and he sent me:

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterFoster111

I can still download your clips and make them into DVD's. Infact, right now is the right time to tell you that when I said my friend was holding my cat when I took that photo of him holding a game controller? I lied. I am 10 years old, I have Asperger Syndrome. And I will fight the COPPA if I have to. Then children will have freedom on the internet. I'm going to find another Foster's Fansite now, and I bet there will be better admins there who can do better.

Oh no, help, he's downloading things from megaupload that are free for everyone! Oh my, that really hurts my feelings or something! And, he broke the site rules and defied a US law - but he's RIGHT and teh chilluns wil have freedomz on teh interwebs!!1!

Lynnie · 07-29-2009, 06:10 PM

LOL!! I saw him sending forum feedback last night after he was banned. I just knew he was saying something so..., uh, so.... like him!

Imaginary Light · 07-29-2009, 06:50 PM

Oh dear lord...

That kid is ridiculous.

Natty · 07-30-2009, 01:27 AM

Can I lol now, please?

05-18-2008, 04:55 PM	#41
Ditchy McAbandonpants At Home Sorry, you must have me confused with some other Harrier jet. Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Here, there and everywhere Posts: 191	You know, I'm going to go against the grain here, and say that I wholeheartedly agree with this anonymous kook. The only reason we're criticizing him is because we know he's right; he's right about Sparky, about Foster's, about us all. What lies we've been living! What a sham it's all been! Thank goodness, then, for "videowhammer", who has opened my eyes with his wise and utterly unsought counsel. His blunt retort, incorrectly punctuated and partially censored though it was, managed to convey more truth in its concise eleven-word, fifteen-syllable length than most men express in a lifetime; thanks to this flash of clarity from an anonymous source who no-one either knows or respects, I now feel that I can comfortably renounce my childish ways and go on to live as rich and full a life as "videowhammer" undoubtedly does. Farewell, my friends; I hope that you can one day find the peace that I have. Hallelujah! __________________ Well, well, well; if it isn't... Ditchy McAbandonpants "Is not dead, despite all external indications suggesting otherwise."

05-19-2008, 07:05 PM	#42
Ub3rD4n Foster's Legend 40% pretention, 60% insecurity, 0% brains Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The only place more isolated than Iceland. New Zealand Posts: 547	"By the way, that last sentence was in MASSIVE sarcasm quotes" -GLaDOS, Portal Whoops, is this not the quote thread? How do I keep doing that? __________________ Unconscious like a fox!

05-13-2009, 12:04 PM	#43
Sparky Undisputed Ruler of Terrencania Am not Slave-O-Matic! Am Johnny Five! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 5,711	Haven't updated this thread in a while, I don't always post everything that comes up. But I got a LOLWHUT for you guys now...this Terrence fan over on DA was first fawning over me and telling me how great I was and how great my gallery was, then she started talking about Terrence's private parts after I was talking to her about joining the forum. I then told her, with no nasty language or anything, that I didn't want her on the forum any more. She went INSANE. She covered my profile page with profanity n English and Spanish and then she went to one of my Terrence drawings and told me how much better she can draw him than me. She may be posting stuff about me elsewhere too (this type usually does). LOLWHUT. I reported her to DA staff but who knows if they'll do anything. Thanks for making us Terrence fans look like jackasses, crazy person! (Beware her gallery, I think there's porn in there.) __________________ Custom Machine Embroidery & More

05-13-2009, 02:31 PM	#45
Sparky Undisputed Ruler of Terrencania Am not Slave-O-Matic! Am Johnny Five! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 5,711	She's posted more comments. I think someone needs a nap. __________________ Custom Machine Embroidery & More

05-13-2009, 04:42 PM	#46
Cassini90125 The Postmaster Love gives you courage that's stronger than anything! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Saturn Posts: 6,645	A little thorazine wouldn't hurt, either. __________________ "Frankie! That weird kid is using a flower pot for a cup!" Sailor Moon. Best Anime EVER.

05-13-2009, 02:11 PM	#44
antgirl1 Baja Blast my Beloved Rapo or Rachel is fine! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: USA Posts: 1,781	Serious LOLWUT going on there. I think she might have some sort of problem.

07-29-2009, 06:10 PM	#48
Lynnie Lady of Brightwood Dream maker, wherever you're going I'm going your way Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The Emerald City, in the Evergreen State, where everything is GREEN Posts: 2,419	LOL!! I saw him sending forum feedback last night after he was banned. I just knew he was saying something so..., uh, so.... like him! __________________ MySpace-Facebook-LiveJournal-Y!Profile-Dragon Cave

07-29-2009, 06:50 PM	#49
Imaginary Light Princess of Zingapore, Wisconsin Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New York Posts: 1,746	Oh dear lord... That kid is ridiculous. __________________ Facebook Youtube Instagram

07-30-2009, 01:27 AM	#50
Natty Settling In I like las patatas! Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 86	Can I lol now, please?