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Old 04-20-2008, 12:32 PM   #1271
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No case at present. They have to interview me first and determine if I'm suitable for the job before assigning me to a case. The whole thing would be an extremely inconvenient and aggravating disruption to my life, and I'm not qualified anyway; therefore, they need to go harass someone else.
Maybe, this would be a great opportunity to go into Cheese mode. That would impress them.
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Old 04-20-2008, 01:15 PM   #1272
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Maybe, this would be a great opportunity to go into Cheese mode. That would impress them.
NO KIDDING! If ANYTHING is likely to get you dismissed from jury duty, THAT would be it!

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Old 04-20-2008, 01:40 PM   #1273
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Just keep asking where the nachos are.
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Old 04-20-2008, 02:25 PM   #1274
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Just bring an "Appropriate" book.
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Old 04-20-2008, 02:50 PM   #1275
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Just bring an "Appropriate" book.
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Just keep asking where the nachos are.
I was debating the idea of asking you to write me a note:

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Please excuse Cassini90125 from jury duty. He is far too busy chasing after a very annoying underage pest that keeps making new accounts on my Forum. Also, he moderates the Spam section and therefore has brain damage.

Sincerely,

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I didn't post this or tell anyone but some time last year I wrote a brief courtroom bit about the sentencing hearing of one particular former member. Cheese was in it. One current member was removed by the bailiff for going off-topic, the ex-member was sentenced, and it ended with Cheese saying "Gavel tastes funny". Pretty much proves that I have way, way too much free time on my hands.
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Old 04-20-2008, 03:18 PM   #1276
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You know...when I went for jd last time, there was this one lady...I still can't decide if she was genuinely stupid or just pretending to be so they wouldn't pick her. She kept asking for things to be clarified, over and over, and when the judge asked her if she understood now she'd just SIT there like she was thinking about it for like, two minutes before saying she wasn't sure and could it be explained again. I wonder if many people pretend to be stupid so they don't get picked. :/
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Old 04-20-2008, 04:42 PM   #1277
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my dad trying to get me intrested in his things, which are mostly coin collecting and learning about things that can destroy the world and how they can do it. and sci-fi shows and movies. those things i really am very not intrested in. and he trys to force it on me. it gets really annoying after a while.

also i think the latter two are main reasons why im often slightly paranoid.
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Old 04-20-2008, 06:16 PM   #1278
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In the last hour, I had:


1. One phone call from Person A about melodrama (this was actually an hour-long phone call. Everything else happened in the next half hour).

2. A second phone call from same person involving more of drama.

3. A phone call from Person B about... The SAME DRAMA.

4. A person showing up randomly at the door. A somewhat disturbed person who has been asked not to come here anymore.

5. Another phone call from Person A about a car that practically exploded minutes after talking with me. Oh, and teh drama.

6. A long phone call from Person B involving ranting about... teh drama!

7. Person A tried calling while I Was talking to Person B. I missed the call.





is there a bunker I can hide in, or something?
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Old 04-20-2008, 08:24 PM   #1279
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I know, I know, we've all heard it. But it ticks me off so I'm gonna' say it anyway-

Gas prices! They reached $3.70 here today. How are you Californian's doing? They're out to get us first, aren't they?
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Old 04-20-2008, 08:46 PM   #1280
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$3.67 here.
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