Crackers

[koosie]

Originally Posted by donna323

...Crackers is pathetic. I mean, she feels sorry for herself to the point of needing psychoanalysis.

Crackers needs to speak to Mr. Herriman about seeing a counselor so she can find her identity.


~D~

Hehe! Like Crackers could afford psychoanalysis.

If anyone's still interested, I'm sure I saw Crackers diving into the mud in 'The Big Cheese'. I'd like a confirmation on that.

I've still not given up on my giant statue of Crackers you know. It's going to block out the sky in much of the northern hemisphere, then we'll see who's pathetic.

[xxxClaire]

Crackers is awesome!

[jekylljuice]

Originally Posted by koosie

If anyone's still interested, I'm sure I saw Crackers diving into the mud in 'The Big Cheese'. I'd like a confirmation on that.

Here you go, koos:





And so CrackersWatch fervently continues, despite the warnings I've received from the delectable Bruce Hornsby to stay away from such things (he didn't have that much confidence about Cheese, either ). Ah well, anyone who dares to mess with the little pink warrior will surely get what's coming to them. Long live the Crackers!

(Oh yeah, and if anybody has any idea which song by the great keyboard wizard I'm referring to...well, words cannot describe just how awesome you are ).

[fosters home fan]

Look who I found!

[koosie]

Well..if that isn't the best thing I've seen in a while! There will be rejoicing everywhere at the release of these inspiring images!

You know I'd become convinced that was Clumbsy diving into that mud there. Thank you!

[ptps]

I swear Crackers and Foofy Woogums from GWH are like the IF version of lost long twins. XD They're both pink, they're both tiny, and they both squeak and squirm and cry a lot when easily upset. AND they're both "super cute it's sickening". XD Damn, I need to draw both of them together someday.

And I never noticed Crackers appearing so many times in the show before; I always thought s/he was a one shot made for the Cheese gag in Mac Daddy. Thanks for the caps!

[pitbulllady]

Crackers, along with Red, are two of the IF's who make me wonder if only kids or families with kids can adopt from Foster's. Crackers just seems like one one of those little spoiled dogs that belongs on the lap of some doting little old lady, who'd think nothing of plunking down a few hundred dollars for a be-jeweled collar or a trip to some exclusing Beverly Hills pet groomer, though I can also see a little girl(the sort who'd beg for one of those toy dogs that you can brush and groom)wanting an IF like that. Red, I always thought would belong with another old lady who was really into flowers and gardening, who would be more than happy to have someone like him around, who appreciated her green thumb efforts and was willing to pitch in.

pitbulllady

[bloonuggets]

That's what they all say!

:runs off bawling her head off:

[jekylljuice]

Originally Posted by pitbulllady

Crackers, along with Red, are two of the IF's who make me wonder if only kids or families with kids can adopt from Foster's. Crackers just seems like one one of those little spoiled dogs that belongs on the lap of some doting little old lady, who'd think nothing of plunking down a few hundred dollars for a be-jeweled collar or a trip to some exclusing Beverly Hills pet groomer, though I can also see a little girl(the sort who'd beg for one of those toy dogs that you can brush and groom)wanting an IF like that.
pitbulllady

Hey, if Crackers ever wants to come and sit on my lap and have me dote upon him, he's more than welcome to (just throwing my own stance into the gender debate, I'd always accepted Crackers as a male and I'd find it hard to dispel that notion from my head now, even if "his" gender ever was confirmed as feminin, just as it took me years to stop thinking of Nermal from "Garfield" as a female, despite the clear and unambiguous references to his masculinity). Right now I couldn't afford a jeweled collar or any kind of expensive grooming scheme but, as I'm sure my cats would be willing to attest, I can give fairly good belly massages.

Of course, I imagine I'd face fierce competition for ownership of Crackers from koosie...well, he can have the little darling on weekends. Every other weekend, that is.

[koosie]

Originally Posted by jekylljuice

Of course, I imagine I'd face fierce competition for ownership of Crackers from koosie...well, he can have the little darling on weekends. Every other weekend, that is.

Maybe that would be fair. I hope you like your garden mysteriously filling up with statues and other tributes.

Originally Posted by pitbulllady

Crackers, along with Red, are two of the IF's who make me wonder if only kids or families with kids can adopt from Foster's. Crackers just seems like one one of those little spoiled dogs that belongs on the lap of some doting little old lady, who'd think nothing of plunking down a few hundred dollars for a be-jeweled collar or a trip to some exclusing Beverly Hills pet groomer, though I can also see a little girl(the sort who'd beg for one of those toy dogs that you can brush and groom)wanting an IF like that. Red, I always thought would belong with another old lady who was really into flowers and gardening, who would be more than happy to have someone like him around, who appreciated her green thumb efforts and was willing to pitch in.

pitbulllady

You know I'd never seen Crackers like that. Maybe I like that Crackers is so small and vulnerable you can't help feeling protective but I've also noticed Crackers has a really wicked little smile, especially as Tarantula pointed out when Eduardo does his crazy idiot push-bike stunt. Still if you think Crackers would like stuff, I'm sure a few hundred dollars isn't too much.

Now as a gardener myself, Red would be a great enthusiastic companion for me apart from the fact that too much of his surface area touches the ground. I have enough trouble myself crushing delicate little plants under my clumbsy large feet. A large bouncing cube may be even less welcome. Sorry Red, stick to being furniture.

Back to Crackers though, I can't wait to see these new episodes to start Crackerswatch again. Dear old Crackers.