This section I think is the right one for this thread. We had one like it on the old forum but I don't think we've had one on this forum yet.
I'd adopt Red.
I think my "back-up" would be Cy, the green cyclops, because we both sew, lol. But I totally want Red.
(I still need to make that Red ottoman cover. I still have leftover fabric from making the big Wilt doll so I'm partway there.)