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My predictions:

Worst Picture:
The Bounty Hunter
The Last Airbender
Sex And The City 2
Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Vampires Suck

Loser: The Last Airbender, this movie made the common mistake that a lot of television to silver screen adaptions make, trying to condense an entire season worth of stories into a couple of hours. The end result is a poorly paced mess that not only the die hard fans of the source material were disappointed in, but also the average film goer as well.

Worst Actor:
Jack Black (Gulliver's Travels)
Gerard Butler (The Bounty Hunter)
Ashton Kutcher (Killers and Valentine's Day)
Taylor Lautner (Twilight Saga: Eclipse and Valentine's Day)
Robert Pattinson (Remember Me and Twilight Saga: Eclipse)

Loser: Eh, pretty much the very definition of a "pick em" as I can see anyone of these people walking away with this award.
I'll go with Jack Black, just on the slim hope he'll actually show up for award in person.

Worst Actress:
Jennifer Aniston (The Bounty Hunter and The Switch)
Miley Cyrus (The Last Song)
The Four "Gal Pals" (Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon, Sex And The City 2)
Megan Fox (Jonah Hex)
Kristin Stewart (Twilight Saga: Eclipse)

The Loser: Kristin "Emotions are for losers" Stewart.

Worst Supporting Actor:
Billy Ray Cyrus (The Spy Next Door)
George Lopez (Marmaduke, The Spy Next Door and Valentine's Day)
Dev Patel (The Last Airbender)
Jackson Rathbone (The Last Airbender and Twilight Saga: Eclipse)
Rob Schneider (Grown Ups)

The Loser: Um...again anyone could take this catagory, but I'll have to go with Rathbone, the one-two punch of Twilight and Last Airbender puts him over the top.

Worst Supporting Actress:
Jessica Alba (The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete and Valentine's Day)
Cher (Burlesque)
Liza Minnelli (Sex And The City 2)
Nicola Peltz (The Last Airbender)
Barbra Streisand (Little Fockers)

The Loser: There are 4 good reasons why Jessica Alba, should take this one...

Worst Eye-Gouging Mis-Use Of 3-D:
Cats And Dogs 2: Revenge Of Kitty Galore
Clash Of The Titans
The Last Airbender
The Nutcracker In 3-D
Saw VII

The Loser: This one might be a tie between Airbender and Clash of The Titans, only for the simple reason is that both films were never meant to be 3-D films and had the gimmick thrust upon them at the last second, making both films blurry unfocused messes.


Worst Screen Couple/Screen Ensemble:
Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler (The Bounty Hunter)
Josh Brolin's face and Megan Fox's accent (Jonah Hex)
The entire cast of The Last Airbender
The entire cast of Sex And The City 2
The entire cast of Twilight Saga: Eclipse

The Losers: Airbender takes this one again, there were so many "I'M ACTING!" moments in that film it's not funny.

Worst Director:
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (Vampires Suck)
Michael Patrick King (Sex And The City 2)
M. Night Shyamalan (The Last Airbender)
David Slade (Twilight Saga: Eclipse)
Sylvester Stallone (The Expendables)

Worst Screenplay:
The Last Airbender, M. Night Shyamalan
Little Fockers, John Hamburg and Larry Stuckey
Sex And The City 2, Michael Patrick King
Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Melissa Rosenberg
Vampires Suck, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer

Worst Prequel, Rip-Off, Remake or Sequel:
Clash Of The Titans
The Last Airbender
Sex And The City 2
Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Vampires Suck

The Loser: Sham-a-lam-a-ding-dong takes all three of these categories, for writing and directing a film that rivals "The Happening" for sheer over the top cheesiness.