SUVs: they are

abysmal

.
A. You're lucky to get fuel economy in double digits in those jumbo ones.
B. They look like either tall station wagons or a truck with a fixed roof over where the cargo bed would be.
C. If the only reason you want an SUV is to get 4WD or AWD, there are now cars that are available with AWD that aren't luxury cars.
D. A minivan has more interior space than an SUV for the same size externally.
E. Does anyone in an SUV actually go off-road at all??
F. About as nimble as a bloated elephant.
G. Can't see around these behemoths!
I feel like I'm in the minority opinion, but oh well.