I USED TO BE LIKE HER
i still get into trouble though(probably cause i still am like her)lol

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in the jon.mayes mansion
This idiot comes along and says when did u get a pet monkey so then i said thats not my pet monkey thats my wife ha ha ha ha

.... omg that is a monkey
1 week later
(my laccy)it sure has been quiet around here master jon.mayes r u there (silence..) oh well hmm whats in the newspaper today
newspaper
this weeks headline jon.mayes marrys monkey jon.mayes says
''i swore she was a human well an incredibly hairy one but a human none the less ''
