OK, here's a half a reply just in the interest of keeping this thread alive:
I didn't care for "Say It Isn't Sew," but it truly hit the nail on the head with Bloo's boredom in the fabric store. I've spent I dunno how many hours in JoAnn's Fabrics and other assorted craft/yarn stores with my stepmom while she shopped and I was bored senseless.

(I survive by feeling the yarn and deciding which kind is softest and looking at the pattern books. Especially the formal gowns and Halloween costumes pages.)