Isn't work wonderful? I'm afraid I have no real solutions to your problems there, all I can say is that we're here for you when you get back from work. I'm sure we all sympathise.
And as for Cassini and Mr Marshmallow, don't feel like you're any less of a man for any of the stuff you said, or the fact that you said it here. I gotta give the "we support you" line another round, cause we do. I get depressed like that, too sometimes, but we gotta remember that when all's said and done, tommorrow's another day. Endless possibilities.
