Lol! I haven't been here in a few days, so maybe I missed it, but did someone actually suggest a shark-attack theory?
Nonetheless, whenever you make me think about it... I'd hate for a shark to eat MY left eye. Wouldn't that make for a great story, though?
"Yo... what happened to your eye?"
"Shark attack."
"Seriously? Like, he JUST took the eye?"
"Yup."
"But... how did he not take your whol-"
"Weirdest shark you've ever seen, man. Seriously."
But anyhow... now that everyone is talking about Wilt swimming... I was thinking - wouldn't it be a little difficult for him to swim? He's long and thin (as are his limbs) and it just seems like a shape like that wouldn't get very much propulsion through the water. Maybe the large feet count for something, though? ??? I dunno. I'm sure he'd find a way, because he hasn't let anything stop him from doing what he wants thus far.
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