And now it's time for the thrilling conclusion that.....one person has been waiting for! The final chapter of my premiere fanfic with crappy title! (I apologise if my grasp of the rules of basketball are shaky at best)
Chapter 6: The Plan
"You sure we should be cheatin' like this?" The New Guy asked Larry. "This is street rules, like Wilt and I used to play back in the 'hood. They just bein' babies." Larry replied. "Red feel bad for smash Bloo..." Red commented. "I told you, Red! You is SUPPOSED to smash the other team in sports! It's expected! Now let's get back out there and finish this thing."
As the game got set to kick into high gear again, The teams assembled on their respective sides. Mac winked to Bloo, Eduardo and Coco, who winked back. Wilt was too focused on Foul Larry to notice. The buzzer sounded, and the game was back on! Foul Larry got the ball, and passed it to Omnizot. "Let's see some hustle, okay!?" Wilt called out to his team members.
As Omnizot ran for the hoop, Mac set to block him (which looked kinda ridiculous, considering the size difference). As Omnizot barreled down on Mac, he yelled "Space Time Freeze go!" which caused Omnizot to freeze in his tracks. "I see someone isn't wearing their Super-slippery-space-time underwear today" Mac commented as he grabbed the ball off of him and made off to the opposite hoop. "Cursed laundry day!" cried Omnizot impotently. "Hm, that was unusual." commented Wilt, who had observed the scene, but not heard the words, except the last ones.
As the game progressed, Wilt's teammates used more and more underhanded tricks to even the playing field with Larry's team, whenever Wilt wasn't watching. Coco, with the ball, being approached by The New Guy to block, layed an egg for him, which rolled in front of her. It popped open, and The New Guy found that it was filled with pepper spray! "Augh! My eye! I'm not supposed to get pepper spray in it!". When approached by Moose, who was attempting to steal the ball, Eduardo simply lowered his head and charged, knocking Moose high into the air to land on the ground and crack the pavement. "oooohhhh.....". Bloo, with the ball, when approached by Red, pointed and called out "What's that?"
"Huh?" SMACK!
"Owie! Who did that?"
"That guy over there!"
"Huh?" SMACK!
"Ow!"
"Now he's behind you!"
"Huh?" Red turned around. BOOT! "Ow! Help me, Bloo!"
The meanest trick was saved for last. As Mac ran at the enemy hoop with the ball, Foul Larry came up to steal it off of him and Mac.....ran the other way! Towards his own hoop! Foul Larry couldn't believe his luck, and chased after, only to be tripped by some rope held up by Coco and Eduardo. they wrapped it around his legs and then Bloo grabbed one end, wrapped it around Foul Larry's body (for which he had to climb on top of him) and then yelled "Timberrrrr!" before jumping off and sending Larry crashing to the ground.
Unfortunately, Wilt had managed to catch this. "Hey, you guys! That is not okay! Now you untie Foul Larry and you help him up!' Said Wilt, and proceeded to do just that. "You can't cheat at sports. It just goes against everything basketball is about." He admonished the others, who had the decency to look ashamed. "You're right shortie." said Foul Larry. "From now on, no cheatin'."
"But there's only a couple seconds left in the game!" replied The New Guy. "Well, after all we put them through, I think these guys deserve a penalty shot." claimed Larry.
"Penalty shot awarded to the red team!" yelled stats, who was reading 46 to 47 to Larry. The other players cleared off. The only two left were Wilt and Larry. Wilt stood at the halfway point, made his shot.....it went in ultra-super slo-mo, as happens to vital last-second shots..........the friends around the court all stood breathless, except for Slugger, who yelled "Kill him!".........Larry went to block it and..............blocked it!
EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The buzzer sounded. All the freinds around the court cheered. Mac, Eduardo and Coco looked sad. Bloo shouted "We were ripped!".
Wilt and Larry approached each other and stopped. "Good game." said Wilt, and put his hand out. "Likewise shortie." Foul Larry returned, and shook it. "I'm looking forward to playing you again sometime." Wilt added. "Yeah, anytime you wanna get yo but whipped, I'm up fo it." Larry replied. "Well, I gotta go. Me and my boys got a celebration party to attend!" He added, as he left.
"Wow, Bloo. We made a difference after all." said Mac. "Who cares! Where's my trophy?" Bloo yelled. "Who cares?" mimicked Mac. "There's a party back at the house."
"Party? I'm there!" cried Bloo, and ran off to the house, followed by Mac, Eduardo, Coco, and eventually, Wilt.
The End
Epilougue:
"Hey!" cried Slugger, "What gives!? Where's my party? Where's my storyline? I got gipped!" Zoom out to reveal he is standing in the dark and completely DESERTED basketball court. "Come on! Answer me! I know you're out there!"
Continue zooming out, and fade to black.
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So? Whaddaya think? I'd like any and all reviews! I think that turned out surprisingly well. So well, in fact, that I'm gonna keep on doing fanfic and posting it here at Never Forgotten (cue groans). I gotta whole heap of fanfic ideas just rollin' around in my head, so I'll start the new one soon!