To mark this most momentous and memorable of, uh, m'occasions, may I also make my own message of merriment and mirth in commemoration of the magnificent, marvellous Mr Marshmallow!
*Fanfare! Applause! Swooning women!*
(Uh, if anyone can think of a word meaning "occasion" that begins with an M, please tell me. And I know that "commemoration" a) doesn't begin with an M, and b) kind of makes it sound like someone died, but I thought it slotted in there quite well.)
So, uh, yeah, happy birthday. 