Well, thanks for the comments, people. My ego can never get enough boosting
. As setups tend to be, it was pretty low on the funny, but I'm gonna (hopefullly) make that up starting now. Next chapter time!
Chapter 2: Best laid plans
Later, in Bloo's room, Mac and Bloo were brainstorming ideas to stop the bitter feud between Wilt and Foul Larry.
"Okay, what if we tell them about my Whizbee, forcing them to work together for the greater good?"
"Bloo, we're not trying to get your Whizbee. We're trying to help Wilt and Larry get along. Forget the stupid Whizbee, okay?"
"Well, what if-"
"Forget the Whizbee, Bloo!"
"How'd you know I was gonna say-"
"It's kinda obvious, Bloo. It was the thing that would annoy me most."
Silence, as the two were trying to think up another plan.
"Okay, then, what if we kidnap Madame Foster? Then they'd have to work together to rescue her!" suggested Bloo.
"We're not kidnapping Madame Foster!"
"You're just mad that you didn't think of it first." Said Bloo, sulkily.
More silence, as the two were again deep in thought. Again, Bloo came up with something first. "What if we set something on fire?"
"That wouldn't help at all! And we can't just set things on fire!"
"Then you're not trying hard enough!"
"Ugh, Bloo, if you could think logically for five seconds straight-"
"At least I'm trying! You haven't come up with anything yet!"
"Well, that's because I instantly discard any ideas which are patently dangerous or nonsensical! Anyone could come up with the kinda stuff you've beeen saying!"
"Well, go on then!'
"What?"
"Come up with something, anything!"
"Uhhhh....candyfloss....bees?" Mac blurted out, panicked.
A long period of silence ensued, with Bloo glaring at Mac and Mac looking embarassed.
"Y'know, maybe with some work..." Bloo began. "We're not going to have candyfloss bees!" cried Mac, completely out of patience. "Well, don't shout at me, it was your idea." snapped Bloo.
"Hola, Senor Mac. Hola Senor Azul." Said a large purple monster who had entered the room unnoticed during the argument. "What you doing?"
"Oh hey, Eduardo." replied Mac. Me AND BLOO" he glared at Bloo during this part "were trying to think of a way to stop Wilt and Foul Larry from fighting."
"Ooh, that Foul Larry is so tall and scary." Eduardo remarked. "You think he a good guy inside?"
"Maybe, I dunno." replied Mac."I'd just be happy if those two could meet in a hallway and not get into a fight."
"Hmmmm...." Eduardo mused. "What if.... we have a fiesta! Lots of good food always makes me smile. If we do that, maybe Senor Wilt and Senor Foul Larry realise that they no wanna fight."
"You kiddin' me?" scoffed Bloo,"That's even lamer than candyfloss bees!"
"Of course! If we have a barbecue, it may help those two open up! Thanks Eduardo!" Exclaimed Mac. Bloo crossed his arms and sulked some more. "Oh, no problemo, Senor Mac. Anything to make him less scary." Replied Eduardo modestly.
"I got it!" exclaimed Bloo (yet again). "What if we tell them Eduardo has cancer!"
"Bloo, why would anyone say Eduardo has cancer? That's just dumb."
........."Cancer?" asked Eduardo.