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Mulch · 03-29-2007, 02:25 PM

Every Which Way But Work

Title card sound: Typing on keyboard

Mac is on a week-long vacation, and goes to his mom's workplace. She has to leave suddenly on a business trip on very short notice, and does so leaving Mac to take a bus home. But Bloo suddenly shows up, having been going to try and meet up with Mac, but ending up being chased by security because of a big misunderstanding. Meanwhile Wilt and Coco are searching for Mac and Bloo, and Eduardo, back at Foster's, thinks his roommates have been abducted by a "bad man". Bloo drags Mac through the weirdest corners of the building in order to go unnoticed by the guards.

End credits: Wilt and Coco tiptoe-ing through a lane of cubicles in order not to break the silence and Wilt apologising each time his shoes make a squeaky noise.

Bloo's message of misinterpretation:
Bloo: (Walking through the workplace, full of offices) Let's see... I'm gonna meet Mac one floor up, but first let's take a gander at this fine machinery... let's see if they have the long-awaited Super-Mega-Blasteroids 11 here! (Peeks inside a cubicle) This is so... so... Super-Mega-Boring! It'd be more interesting if a piece of lint hit you on the head! I'd only be satisfied with a job that includes work with a hammer! Man, I gotta get up there before this place dulls my mind away... sooooo booooooooring!
A tape is heard in the security office
Tape: I'm gonna...CCCH...hit you on the head...CCCH...with a hammer!...CCCH...

"Bad Man":
Eduardo: Ay Caramba! Dis is muy muy scary man, he destroys the peace and... and he scary kidnapper! (He starts crying)
Frankie: There, there, Ed, they're perfectly safe...
Eduardo: What? He drop safe on muy amigos? (Cries harder)
Frankie: No, no, they're fine, everything's gonna be all right.
Eduardo: Right? Right? His right hand got hook on it? (Cries harder)
Frankie: Ed, it's okay. They're all okay, understand?
Eduardo: You mean O-K in standing for... OCHO KILLERS?!? Ocho bad men with hook on right hand and drop ocho safes on muy friends? (Cries as hard as he can)

I know, it's lame, predictable and unoriginal, but i'm no pro.

03-29-2007, 02:25 PM	#453
Mulch Blegh DOO KDLO PXOFK Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Giant squid Posts: 72	Every Which Way But Work Title card sound: Typing on keyboard Mac is on a week-long vacation, and goes to his mom's workplace. She has to leave suddenly on a business trip on very short notice, and does so leaving Mac to take a bus home. But Bloo suddenly shows up, having been going to try and meet up with Mac, but ending up being chased by security because of a big misunderstanding. Meanwhile Wilt and Coco are searching for Mac and Bloo, and Eduardo, back at Foster's, thinks his roommates have been abducted by a "bad man". Bloo drags Mac through the weirdest corners of the building in order to go unnoticed by the guards. End credits: Wilt and Coco tiptoe-ing through a lane of cubicles in order not to break the silence and Wilt apologising each time his shoes make a squeaky noise. Bloo's message of misinterpretation: Bloo: (Walking through the workplace, full of offices) Let's see... I'm gonna meet Mac one floor up, but first let's take a gander at this fine machinery... let's see if they have the long-awaited Super-Mega-Blasteroids 11 here! (Peeks inside a cubicle) This is so... so... Super-Mega-Boring! It'd be more interesting if a piece of lint hit you on the head! I'd only be satisfied with a job that includes work with a hammer! Man, I gotta get up there before this place dulls my mind away... sooooo booooooooring! A tape is heard in the security office Tape: I'm gonna...CCCH...hit you on the head...CCCH...with a hammer!...CCCH... "Bad Man": Eduardo: Ay Caramba! Dis is muy muy scary man, he destroys the peace and... and he scary kidnapper! (He starts crying) Frankie: There, there, Ed, they're perfectly safe... Eduardo: What? He drop safe on muy amigos? (Cries harder) Frankie: No, no, they're fine, everything's gonna be all right. Eduardo: Right? Right? His right hand got hook on it? (Cries harder) Frankie: Ed, it's okay. They're all okay, understand? Eduardo: You mean O-K in standing for... OCHO KILLERS?!? Ocho bad men with hook on right hand and drop ocho safes on muy friends? (Cries as hard as he can) I know, it's lame, predictable and unoriginal, but i'm no pro. __________________ This is the placeholder signature. I might actually think of something to put here one of these days.