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Originally Posted by duck2k
Here is a good one:
When you have been waiting in line at the checkout at the grocery store, and you have a fair amount of groceries. Then some idiot comes up behind you with ONE item! Then he has the nerve to say, "I just have a stick of butter, can you let me in ahead of you?" 
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Never say "Yes". If you do, the idiot will invariably try to pay for the dang butter with an out-of-state check that needs to be cleared by the store manager who is currently at the far end of the parking lot and walking with crutches because he slipped on a stick of that exact same brand of butter the day before.
