AntiWilt and AntiEduardo, along with AntiBloo.
AntiWilt is a layabout good for nothing who does nothing but watch tv, eat beer nuts and drink beer. He's a real meanie. AntiEduardo uses his muscle and appearance to intimidate the other friends, is more or less a mafia boss. And speaks proper english. AntiBloo is selfless, caring, nice to all and a total pushover. Hence why he's holding AntiEduardo's ashtray.
Remember kids, smoking's BAD.