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kageri · 10-31-2006, 06:40 PM

An Open Letter to the Lady Who Gave Me Seedless Raisins

Dear LWGMSR,

I bet you thought you were pretty clever, hiding your dried, withered grapes among the delectable chocolate treats. I don't know what you were trying to do, but whatever it was, it was not appreciated. I don't even like raisins, but even if I did I'd rather have candy. Halloween is not the time to think about being healthy. Halloween is the time to demand high-calorie confections from strangers. Maybe now, you'll realize that.

Yours truly,

Kageri

10-31-2006, 06:40 PM	#61
kageri Polkameister FORTY-SEVEN, YES. I MEAN TWO. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Arizona Posts: 1,873	An Open Letter to the Lady Who Gave Me Seedless Raisins Dear LWGMSR, I bet you thought you were pretty clever, hiding your dried, withered grapes among the delectable chocolate treats. I don't know what you were trying to do, but whatever it was, it was not appreciated. I don't even like raisins, but even if I did I'd rather have candy. Halloween is not the time to think about being healthy. Halloween is the time to demand high-calorie confections from strangers. Maybe now, you'll realize that. Yours truly, Kageri __________________ "(NOTE: these companies are from the country that makes the best video games: JAPAN!)"