Jumping on this bandwagon lol
1. Thinking of nobody else but Wilt: Maybe not nobody else... my weird obsession with Marvin the Martian takes up about 50% of my brain. But a lot of it sure is Wilt.
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2.Wanting to marry Wilt: I'll put that down as a solid "maybe". Getting married to anyone kind of freaks me out since I am only a teenager after all.
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3. Wanting to have his kids: I don't even know if humans and imaginary friends can interbreed. Again, a BIG maybe because commitment.
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4. Wanting to....well, you know, as I put it just above: ... yeah.
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5. Dreams of him: Once or twice. My dreams are too nonsensical to include much of what I actually think about in my waking hours.
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6. When seeing him dance on TV, you go "OMGILOVEYOUSOOOMUUUCHOMG!": I ABSOLUTELY would do this, but my mom gives me the stink-eye every time I do.
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7. Jumps through the house like a psycho and squeals when he's on TV, no matter how many times you've seen the episode before: See above.
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8. Makes a Wilt plushie: I don't own a Wilt plushie because I have zero sewing skills, but I do own a dakimakura of him. Which I drew the picture of him myself.
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9. Draws Wilt everyday: Close to it. Him or Marvin.
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10. Not a SINGLE day goes by without you talking about him: I try to tone it down.
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11. You watch basketball soley because he's into basketball and plays it: I don't watch basketball, but I did used to play in the rec league for my county solely because of Wilt.
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12. Makes up songs about Wilt: It was ONE TIME, OKAY??
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13. Has Wilt as you're imaginary boyfriend, for real.: Used to, but not really anymore.
Definitely a Wilt fan.... person. ('Cause I'm not a girl lol)
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