My Language Arts teacher was reading us a story from a book called "13 Scary Ghost Stories". The second Jade saw the cover...well, here's what she said:
Jade: AHHH!!! I don't wanna hear the ghost story! (covers her ears and starts crying loudly)
Ms. Sue (my para): Jade, there's nothing to be scared of. It's a story.
Jade: A scary one!!
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The class was getting really loud and Ms. Kielbasa (the LA teacher) said if we didn't lower our voices, she wouldn't read the story. Jade was obviously pleased, and then this is the straw that broke Ms. Sue's back:
Jade: (to the class) Everybody, be loud and make sure I don't hear the scary story!
The class was howling with laughter at that, and Ms. Sue grabbed Jade's arm and yanked her out of the classroom, and I heard Sure tell Jade that was very rude. Jade had to stay in Mr. Smith (my regular home-room teacher) until the story was over.
The story wasn't even SCARY, it was just STUPID. It was a parody of scary stories thought. It was about a dead bagpipe player trying to steal his bagpipe from the person it belongs too.
My friend Denise went to tell Jade the story was over and Sue had to force her into the classroom. Jade walked in with a pouty face. I noticed that every 6 or 7 seconds she'd dart her eyes around the classroom to make sure that there were no ghosts.
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She. is. a. MORON.
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