I felt it was time to resurrect this thread.
Episode- Squeeze the Day
Mac: All those stairs! And they're ours for the sliding! Hand me the cookie sheet.
*Bloo hands him the cookie sheet*
Craig: CUT!!
Mac: Uh, you were suppose to leave it at the bottom of the stairs.
*Bloo angrily grabs the cookie sheet back and starts heading back down the stairs with it*
Mac: Why don't you just slide it down?
Bloo: *puts the cookie sheet down, gets on and slides down* Whoooo hoooo hooooeeeee!!!
Mac and Craig: *facepalm*
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Episode- The Trouble with Scribbles
*Bloo reaches the "secret door*
Bloo: It's gloriou.... Wait, since when is the secret door the door to the men's room?"
*Bloo looks back sarcastically at the sign on the door saying "Men" rather than "Stay Out"*
*Off screen you can hear Wilt and Ed giggling*
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Episode- Camp keep a Good Mac Down
Madame F: A little dirt never got anyone dirty.
*just then a bird drops a little white treasure onto Mr. H's shoulder*
Madame F: *laughing* A little bird doo, on the other hand...
Mr. H: I dislike this with great intensity