I think I'll take a shot at this...
1. Thinking of nobody else but Frankie: More about her than anyone else.
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2.Wanting to marry Frankie:
Absolutely... 
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3. Wanting to have her kids: If she does, too.
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4. Wanting to....well, you know, as I put it just above: Yes.
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5. Dreams of her: On several occasions.
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6. When seeing her dance on TV, you go "ILOVEYOUSOOOMUCH!!!" : I don't need to see her dance to say that.
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7. Jumps through the house like a psycho and squeals when she's on TV, no matter how many times you've seen the episode before: No; I sit and watch the episode and marvel at how I can't take my eyes off of her.
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8. Makes a Frankie plushie: I don't have that kind of talent, but I'll be the first in line to buy one if there is one.
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9. Draws Frankie everyday: I wish I could
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10. Not a SINGLE day goes by without you talking about her: To anyone who'll listen.
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11. You fold laundry soley because she's forced to by Herriman: No, but I do clean up more than I used to.
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12. Makes up songs about Frankie: I'm trying.
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13. Has Frankie as you're imaginary girlfriend, for real: For all practical intents and purposes, yes.
Scoring: I don't care. I don't need numbers to know that I love her.