A note to parents everywhere; children on rollerskates do
not belong in a supermarket. I do not like having your child plow into me from behind or from either side, and little Junior did so several times, twice to me and at least once to several other customers. None of us appreciate this in the slightest. The next time you shop, leave either the skates or the kid at home, I don't care which. If this happens again, I sincerely hope that your hyperactive little brat slams into the egg display so that I can laugh as I watch you pay for them.
