Yay! So, I heard the lamest Multi-Denominational Seasonal Wish yet!
See, I have no problem with "Happy Holidays," because there are a lot of holidays and people get strangely worked up if you name the wrong one. I personally try to tailor it - "Merry Christmas" is usually safe, but there are some people for whom "Happy Hannukah" is really obvious, and a good number of "Happy Holidayses", too. But now, today, I have heard the most neutral, essentially wussy version ever:
"Happy happy!"
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