I like Cheese and all, but he REALLY needs to get some really, really, really long catch phrases that no one will remember and won't stand around me in a circle saying "I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!" or "I LIKE CEEEEEEREAL!" while also saying "C'mon, Katy, I thought you LOOOOVED Foster's!" as I huddled in the fetle position.
But of course, I'D remember his really really really long catch prase and start saying that, and they'd all back off, hang their heads in shame, and leave me alone as I stood up in triumph and took an invisible trophy from an invisible Regis.
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