I Need a Couple of Blooregard Quotes
 

If anyone has these eps on DVD or tape, I need a couple of quotes from the wisdom of Blooregard Q. Kazoo, from "Bloo Done It" and the last episode, "Goodbye To Bloo", respectively. I need the quote where he is explaining what a reporter's job is to Mac, after Mac insists that is to report the truth, and I need the one where he's explaining about what you do when you've run out of new ideas, etc., is to "jump the shark"-that whole speech, if someone could post them, and thanks in advance.

pitbulllady

Bloo Done It - not sure what you wanted so:

Bloo: Oh yeah, Well if it's a lie, why is it in the newspaper?
Mac: Because you put it in there?
Bloo: Listen, kid. It's called "jour-nal-is-er-um." And as journalists our number one duty is to sell papers at all costs. Even if that means exaggerating things and blowing them out of proportion! For instance, I've seen headlines that read "Bigfoot Marries Alien."
Mac: That's ridiculous!
Bloo: Well duh! We all know Bigfoot is a loner and would never get married. Bending the truth to make stories more exciting is what being a reporter's all about.
Mac: Bloo, being a reporter is about reporting the facts. It's about going to the source and asking real, honest questions. Which is exactly what we're going to do.

Goodbye to Bloo, again hope this is what you wanted:

Bloo: There's only one thing left to do when there's nothing else left to do! When you've abosolutely run out of every single idea there is...Mac, old buddy old pal...We're going to jump the shark!

Yep, those are the ones, exactly! Thanks, Sparky!

pitbulllady

Sparky with the win.