Haha I would totally do this, if not for my stupid fears of insectos. :-[

I actually HAVE slept underneath my bed once to hide from my little sister. XD It wasn't so horrible, actually.

You drink Hot Cocoa and think to yourself "You want any juice?"

You buy a large quartz of some sort, and then accidentally call it a magic potato.

Well, a few ones from a wannabe writer:

- You begin a new novel, and try desperately not to link it to Foster's in ANY possible way...
-...but in the end you give up, and give the main character the second name "Foster"...
-...but you can't stop, and name the evil guy Terrence...
-...and in the end call a squirrel Sparky.

<-I've done ALL of these. Will notice you if an editor buys the book.

You're a hot toe-picker from Spokane.

Completely random characters on TV shows remind you of Foster's characters.

This happened last night-- I was watching Emergency!, the old paramedic show from the 70's, with my parents last night and they answered a call with a little boy who'd passed out on the school playground or something. The little kid in question had an afro sort of thing and I swear, my first thought was, "Hey, it's Jordan!" I think I need some help... :weirded:

You say "There's no such thing as too much Foster's!".

you know, i was about to say that myself :P

You know you've watched too much Foster's when you see absolutely nothing strange or unusual about this picture:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y18...atchhauzer.png