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Tonya
08-16-2006, 10:58 PM
We are ALL unhealthily obsessed with Wilt, or atleast most of us. If you have a few of these signs, you may be considred a Fangirl. If you have most of these signs, you may be cosidred Obsessed. If you have ALL of these signs, you may be considred One of Us!

Here are the signs and symtoms the One of Us Syndrome:

1. Thinking of nobody else but Wilt
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2.Wanting to marry Wilt
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3. Wanting to have his kids
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4. Wanting to....well, you know, as I put it just above :rolleyes:
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5. Dreams of him
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6. When seeing him dance on TV, you go "OMGILOVEYOUSOOOMUUUCHOMG!"
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7. Jumps through the house like a psycho and squeals when he's on TV, no matter how many times you've seen the episode before
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8. Makes a Wilt plushie
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9. Draws Wilt everyday
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10. Not a SINGLE day goes by without you talking about him
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11. You watch basketball soley because he's into basketball and plays it
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12. Makes up songs about Wilt
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13. Has Wilt as you're imaginary boyfriend, for real.

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As far as I'm conserned, I'm in the One of Us catagory. Are you One of Us?
Oh, and feel free to figure if you're obsessed with any other character too, like the way we ladies are with Wilt, if you're into someone else, like Frankie for the fanboys, or whatever. Like for example, instead of Wilt, it could be Frankie, Bloo, whoever. I just chose to do Wilt since he's the most popular amongst the boards.

DoubleLatte
08-17-2006, 04:20 AM
Probably not within the "One of Us" category, but I've found myself actually trying to learn more about basketball and catching one game in campus. That's a first for me. I hate sports. :3 Converse shoes are also the only type of footwear I keep thinking about now, lol.

pitbulllady
08-17-2006, 05:39 AM
I'm definately in the One of Us category, with the exception of wanting to have ANYONE'S kids! I teach school and have to put up with kids all day, many of whom make that little red-headed girl in House of Bloos look like Shirley Temple, and I am well into my forties, and the thought of dealing with a teenager when I'm in my SIXTIES does not appeal to me at all, sorry!

Yes, I catch myself watching basketball and keeping up with(somewhat)NBA scores, etc., even though I'm so not a sports person. And I would just about kill for a pair of high-top black-and-white Converse sneakers, which I have had long ago, and I know that they are really comfortable, but sadly I am not allowed to wear them to work(teachers cannot wear sneakers in our district, except for PE teachers or coaches). I cannot sew in any capacity, and cannot make my own plushies, but with the one I was given, I don't need to, since that Wilt plushie is the best anywhere, anyway! I do create Wilt fanart, though, when I can find time.

pitbulllady

antgirl1
08-17-2006, 07:38 AM
1. Thinking of nobody else but Wilt: Yepper. XD
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2.Wanting to marry Wilt: No. I'd prefer him to stay single.
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3. Wanting to have his kids: No way. I don't WANT kids.
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4. Wanting to....well, you know, as I put it just above: O.O;; I'm too young for that sorta thing...
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5. Dreams of him: Depends on what I ate before bed. XD
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6. When seeing him dance on TV, you go "OMGILOVEYOUSOOOMUUUCHOMG!": I laughed heartily when he first danced, but I didn't do that.
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7. Jumps through the house like a psycho and squeals when he's on TV, no matter how many times you've seen the episode before: Hey, I only did that once, on the pilot.
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8. Makes a Wilt plushie: Nope. I'm too chicken to. XD
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9. Draws Wilt everyday: So what??
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10. Not a SINGLE day goes by without you talking about him: I think about him, not talk, especially in public.
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11. You watch basketball soley because he's into basketball and plays it: Um, since kindergarden, I always thought Basketball was my favorite sport, and I wasn't too bad at it either, if PEOPLE WOULD JUST PASS ME THE **** BALL!
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12. Makes up songs about Wilt: nah, just a poem/song.
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13. Has Wilt as you're imaginary boyfriend, for real.: My "imaginary friend" was a green yoshi named "Yoshi", that I forgot about after three days. XD

I'm not sure where I am in this. XD

lucyrocks73
08-17-2006, 09:12 AM
I will give the glory of being the biggest Wilt fangirl to someone else, because Wilt, as much as he rocks, doesn't spark me like that.

(*the entire forum bands together and shoots Marty*)

Actually, at a dance last year, I slow danced with "my imaginary boyfriend who is way taller than me".

Guess who I was thinking of? :D

My one cousin occasionally refers to me as "Wilt" because I apologize nonstop (I flip out if I don't please someone... except when I 'm writing, when I'm all, "Too bad if you don't like my work").

I must admit that I ADORE Converse, and currently own a pair of hot pink hightops and a pair of black and hot pink velour ones... Which really isn't a lot, but it's a start!!!
-Marty 8-)

kageri
08-17-2006, 10:07 AM
I'm a total Bloo fangirl, although for some reason being a fangirl of a fictional character never actually involves romantic attraction for me. Fangirl just means something different to me, I guess.

InsaneFan
08-17-2006, 11:59 AM
1. Thinking of nobody else but Wilt
Well, I do think about other people...But Wilt dominates most of the time. XD
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2.Wanting to marry Wilt
I don't think I'll ever get married...
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3. Wanting to have his kids
O.o No. Prob'ly won't get married, prob'ly won't have kids.
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4. Wanting to....well, you know, as I put it just above
NO. I don't think that way about ANYONE. I'm 15!
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5. Dreams of him
Heh, yes. I have. He pops in random dreams all the time.
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6. When seeing him dance on TV, you go "OMGILOVEYOUSOOOMUUUCHOMG!"
I don't say it, but in my mind I go "EEEEEE!"
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7. Jumps through the house like a psycho and squeals when he's on TV, no matter how many times you've seen the episode before
No, but I squeal sometimes. ^^
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8. Makes a Wilt plushie
If I had the talent, I probably would.
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9. Draws Wilt everyday
No. I don't really have the time to. I do doodle him occaisionally, though.
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10. Not a SINGLE day goes by without you talking about him
Most days I talk about him, but I do everyday think about him.
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11. You watch basketball soley because he's into basketball and plays it
I don't watch much TV(except cartoons when I'm babysitting or at a friend's house), but if it were on, I'd probably watch it.
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12. Makes up songs about Wilt
Um, not songs...But me and my friend have random WILT! attacks where we spaz out and scream WILT! XD
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13. Has Wilt as you're imaginary boyfriend, for real.
Not boyfriend, but he is one of my imaginary friends.


So...What am I?

BlooCheese
08-17-2006, 12:05 PM
I'm a total Bloo fangirl, although for some reason being a fangirl of a fictional character never actually involves romantic attraction for me. Fangirl just means something different to me, I guess.

Ah! I totally agree with you. Except I'm a Bloo and Mac fangirl. But I do draw them everywhere--on my homework, on my friend's homework, on my sister's homework, on my math book so the kid who uses it next will meet Bloo...But they always look like they were done by a caveman.

Kzinistzerg
08-17-2006, 12:28 PM
Don't worry, mine look like they were done by drunken cavemen.

I managed to answer no to every one of those. Guess I'm not then...

Tonya
08-17-2006, 02:12 PM
Yeah, I too would love to have a pair of those high top Converse shoes! By the way, how do you guys know he wears Converse? Is it cause he plays basketball, or is it because they look like Converse's? Just curious.

pitbulllady
08-17-2006, 07:42 PM
Yeah, I too would love to have a pair of those high top Converse shoes! By the way, how do you guys know he wears Converse? Is it cause he plays basketball, or is it because they look like Converse's? Just curious.


I know that they are Converse because I used to have some just like Wilt's, and they were Converse All-Stars. You can see what appears to be the Converse logo-that white circle-just above the ankle. On real Converse All-Stars, there is a star inside the circle, but it's not necessary to put in that much detail in the animation to get that point across. Besides, "back in the day", when Wilt was created, Converse was pretty much the only game in town insofar as high-top sneakers. Most of the brands we are familiar with today did not exist.

pitbulllady

Scribble
08-18-2006, 01:36 AM
I'm a total Bloo fangirl, although for some reason being a fangirl of a fictional character never actually involves romantic attraction for me. Fangirl just means something different to me, I guess.

The same goes for me.^^ I consider myself a major fan of Bloo but not in a romantic way. The same goes for any other characters I'm a fan of.

DoubleLatte
08-18-2006, 02:04 AM
Yeah, I too would love to have a pair of those high top Converse shoes!

I'd love a pair myself, specially one of those hot pink hightops lucyrocks73 mentioned. They'd look cute. :3

By the way, how do you guys know he wears Converse? Is it cause he plays basketball, or is it because they look like Converse's? Just curious.

I honestly didn't really know. They just looked like Converse to me, so I just started calling them that for simplicity's sake. Before watching Foster's, I always saw Converse All-Stars as a punk or "skater" fashion staple rather than sports footwear. I even wanted to wear 'em once just for the sake of pulling together an outfit with fishnets when I was in high school. Jeezus, it was miserably H-O-T wearing all that black.
All this talk about Wilt's footwear makes me want to go out and buy some now.

Voxxyn
08-18-2006, 08:20 AM
I altered the symptoms accordingly.

1. Thinking of nobody else but Frankie ~ Yep.

2. Wanting to marry Frankie ~ Yep.

3. Wanting to have her kids ~ When I'm ready, yeah.

4. Wanting to....well, you know, as I put it just above ~ See above.

5. Dreams of her ~ Unfortunately no, but I wish.

6. When seeing her dance on TV, you go "My dear <3 <3" ~ Yep.

7. Keep your eyes fixed on Frankie throughout the entire episode, even if she only makes a brief background appearance ~ Yep

8. Feel a little sad when she doesn't appear in an episode ~ Yep.

9. Become furious everytime she is mistreated(i.e. Busted, Imposter's Home For, Um... Make 'Em Up Pals, Crime After Crime, The Big Cheese) ~ Yep.

10. Draws Frankie everyday ~ I try ocassionally, but I'm the worst drawer in the world.

11. You listen to punk rock, only because she's into it ~ My musical tastes actually couldn't be any more different from punk, but it's made me more open towards it.

12. Think 'Frankie' is a girl's name ~ Yep.

13. Want to do horrible things to Goofball John McGee ~ Yep.

There's more, but I'll stop for now. :frankiesmile:

Bloo2daMacs
08-19-2006, 10:38 AM
okay, I think I'll do it with Frankie.

1. Thinking of nobody else but Frankie: No, I think of lots of people.
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2.Wanting to marry Frankie: ...probabaly not...
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3. Wanting to have her kids: certainly not, I'd like to have kids (because I adore them) but not nesicarily with Frankie, and I'm sure she wouldn't want to with me either.
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4. Wanting to....well, you know, as I put it just above: ... no.
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5. Dreams of her: yes, on ocassion, but not usually in a romantic way.
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6. When seeing her dance on TV, you go "OMGILOVEYOUSOOOMUUUCHOMG!" : well, the only time I saw her dance on tv was on the advertisement "Madame Foster's House Party" And she was dancing with Mac, and that pissed me off, so no.
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7. Jumps through the house like a psycho and squeals when she's on TV, no matter how many times you've seen the episode before: not unless she does something really nice or exciting or something.
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8. Makes a Frankie plushie: no, I'll wait for them to make one.
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9. Draws Frankie everyday: I would, but I suck at drawing her :P
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10. Not a SINGLE day goes by without you talking about her: no.
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11. You fold laundry soley because she's forced to by Herriman: he he, this was the basketball question but I changed it to suit her, sometimes, like after I see frankie folding laundry on tV, I ususally get incouraged to wash mine.
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12. Makes up songs about frankie: I make up songs ALL the time, so making a song about Frankie is nothing unusual
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13. Has Frankie as you're imaginary girlfriend, for real: nope, I'm 21 and not getting any younger, no imaginary friends for me.

So let's see, my score is about... because I counted things as halfs as well my score is 2 and 1/2. Wow, I'm not as big of A Frankie fan as I thought, thanks for the quiz thing Tonya!

Cassini90125
08-19-2006, 11:55 AM
I think I'll take a shot at this...

1. Thinking of nobody else but Frankie: More about her than anyone else.
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2.Wanting to marry Frankie: Absolutely... :frankiesmile:
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3. Wanting to have her kids: If she does, too.
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4. Wanting to....well, you know, as I put it just above: Yes.
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5. Dreams of her: On several occasions.
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6. When seeing her dance on TV, you go "ILOVEYOUSOOOMUCH!!!" : I don't need to see her dance to say that.
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7. Jumps through the house like a psycho and squeals when she's on TV, no matter how many times you've seen the episode before: No; I sit and watch the episode and marvel at how I can't take my eyes off of her.
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8. Makes a Frankie plushie: I don't have that kind of talent, but I'll be the first in line to buy one if there is one.
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9. Draws Frankie everyday: I wish I could
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10. Not a SINGLE day goes by without you talking about her: To anyone who'll listen.
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11. You fold laundry soley because she's forced to by Herriman: No, but I do clean up more than I used to.
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12. Makes up songs about Frankie: I'm trying.
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13. Has Frankie as you're imaginary girlfriend, for real: For all practical intents and purposes, yes.

Scoring: I don't care. I don't need numbers to know that I love her. :frankiesmile:

LaBlooGirl
08-22-2006, 12:18 PM
I'm totally obsessed with Bloo, if he were human I'd be all over the guy.
Wilt is VERY cool, but I can't say I actually have romantic feelings for him, I'd just want to be one of his best friends. :)

scary_dream
08-23-2006, 01:37 AM
Haha I try not to talk about him much because I don't want my family to think I'm crazed. However, I don't think I suffer from many of the "symptoms" lol.

I act like him a lot, but not solely because it's him, I've just done it since I was little. Seriously, whenever I was younger, I would say "I'm sorry" for saying "I'm sorry" too much. I still do! I also say "I'm sorry but..." all the time. It's just habit because I've always been the type of person to want to please people.

My friend even calls me Wilt... :-[ It's inevitable.

Ub3rD4n
04-29-2007, 02:14 AM
Yeha...

I'm not one of you. I'm a Wilt fan, a big one, but even if I delete the inappropriate questions (I'm a GUY), still no, not that obsessed. Though I'm pretty sure not a day goes by I don't think of Fosters, and Wilt's a big part of that.

Vampyre
04-29-2007, 04:03 AM
1. Thinking of nobody else but Wilt: Uh huh
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2.Wanting to marry Wilt: Well no not really. I don't feel I deserve someone as nice as him
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3. Wanting to have his kids: Don't desreve them either.
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4. Wanting to....well, you know, as I put it just above:... No... But I DID say I had to make out with my friend's guitar five seconds after she had christened it Wilt XD
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5. Dreams of him: ALL the TIME
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6. When seeing him dance on TV, you go "OMGILOVEYOUSOOOMUUUCHOMG!": You know me too well
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7. Jumps through the house like a psycho and squeals when he's on TV, no matter how many times you've seen the episode before: Well I don't jump about the house but everytime his FOOT appears on TV, if he's just walking past or something I shout 'WILT!!!'
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8. Makes a Wilt plushie: I can't make ANYTHING 3D.
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9. Draws Wilt everyday: At leats once an hour
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10. Not a SINGLE day goes by without you talking about him: I can't help it. If I'm talking about someone important to me I ALWAYS refer to them as Wilt XD
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11. You watch basketball soley because he's into basketball and plays it: I would if I could, but I don't know what channel basketball is on XD
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12. Makes up songs about Wilt: Poems, but close enough
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13. Has Wilt as you're imaginary boyfriend, for real: Well no, but I love him more than I love my ACTUAL boyfriend

Do I qualify?

Yeah, I too would love to have a pair of those high top Converse shoes!

I don't wear anything BUT converse shoes these days. I have about a dozen pairs.

pitbulllady
04-29-2007, 09:47 AM
Yeah, I too would love to have a pair of those high top Converse shoes! By the way, how do you guys know he wears Converse? Is it cause he plays basketball, or is it because they look like Converse's? Just curious.


They LOOK just like a pair of high-top Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars. I've got a pair of those, although mine aren't quite as LARGE as Wilt's. Wilt's shoes even have that white circle up on the ankle.

pitbulllady

WiltsAKGirl17
10-04-2007, 10:09 PM
Thinking of nobody else but Wilt: He'll dominate my thoughts every once in a while, but it's not 24-7


Wanting to marry Wilt: <blushing a little> Guilty...


Wanting to have his kids: <blushing a little more> First comes love, then comes marriage... When I'm older, have graduated HS and college, and have a job to support self/husband/any children that may or may not come along and a good home. (Aside: Wilt would make an awesome dad, wouldn't he?)


Wanting to....well, you know, as I put it just above: Again, when I'm older (can't emphasize that enough!), have graduated HS & college and have financial support and a roof over our heads.


Dreams of him: I did have a dream with him in once (just once)-- we were slow dancing.


When seeing him dance on TV, you go "OMGILOVEYOUSOOOMUUUCHOMG!": Never saw him dance, but I do get a little excited when he comes on screen!


Jumps through the house like a psycho and squeals when he's on TV, no matter how many times you've seen the episode before: Never happened. I don't get to watch the show that often, so I take whatever eps I can, even if it was terrible the first time or I never saw it, so this doesn't really apply.


Makes a Wilt plushie: I have no sewing skills whatsoever. That's my mom's arena, and I don't think she'd be willing to make me a Wilt plushie... <whiny puppy face and noises>


Draws Wilt everyday: I have no artistic skill whatsoever. I tired to draw him once, but it was so bad I had to stop halfway through!


Not a SINGLE day goes by without you talking about him: I'll mention him in passing to my friends, sometimes in a little more detail, but it's not like it's all I can talk about.


You watch basketball soley because he's into basketball and plays it: I hate watching sports.


Makes up songs about Wilt: Poems and fanfics, but not songs.


Has Wilt as you're imaginary boyfriend, for real: <Blushes wildly> Guilty 80% of the time.


I think I'm a fangirl. (That sounds to teenybopper-ish, though... let's just say I really really really like him!)

EDIT: OK, I need to alter #9 slightly-- a few days ago, I drew a picture of Wilt and it looked pretty good!

KazooBloo
12-02-2016, 10:25 PM
I've never even heard of it.

Nebula
11-22-2018, 10:25 AM
Jumping on this bandwagon lol

1. Thinking of nobody else but Wilt: Maybe not nobody else... my weird obsession with Marvin the Martian takes up about 50% of my brain. But a lot of it sure is Wilt.
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2.Wanting to marry Wilt: I'll put that down as a solid "maybe". Getting married to anyone kind of freaks me out since I am only a teenager after all.
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3. Wanting to have his kids: I don't even know if humans and imaginary friends can interbreed. Again, a BIG maybe because commitment.
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4. Wanting to....well, you know, as I put it just above: ... yeah.
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5. Dreams of him: Once or twice. My dreams are too nonsensical to include much of what I actually think about in my waking hours.
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6. When seeing him dance on TV, you go "OMGILOVEYOUSOOOMUUUCHOMG!": I ABSOLUTELY would do this, but my mom gives me the stink-eye every time I do.
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7. Jumps through the house like a psycho and squeals when he's on TV, no matter how many times you've seen the episode before: See above.
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8. Makes a Wilt plushie: I don't own a Wilt plushie because I have zero sewing skills, but I do own a dakimakura of him. Which I drew the picture of him myself.
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9. Draws Wilt everyday: Close to it. Him or Marvin.
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10. Not a SINGLE day goes by without you talking about him: I try to tone it down.
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11. You watch basketball soley because he's into basketball and plays it: I don't watch basketball, but I did used to play in the rec league for my county solely because of Wilt.
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12. Makes up songs about Wilt: It was ONE TIME, OKAY??
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13. Has Wilt as you're imaginary boyfriend, for real.: Used to, but not really anymore.

Definitely a Wilt fan.... person. ('Cause I'm not a girl lol)